Hell yeah

420 but for crack

I bet the year 420 was wild

If my Tomodachi miis had it their way, the entire island would be nothing but vending machines and lamp posts

If my Tomodachi miis had it their way, the entire island would be nothing but vending machines and lamp posts

Or the phaser

Lock on, teleport 2 feet to the left

Abortions in Star Trek: Teleporter?

I've only seen them live a couple of times, but since they were up on a stage I couldn't tell

Fighting to save the world (Israel)

Benjamin Ne10yahu

I'm 63'

Know who I'm making next

I have David Lynch on my island and he is only friends with an alien and is obsessed with giving me quizzes

Which I feel is 100% accurate

wish i hadnt destroyed my Firearms Owner ID crushing up pills in my 20s. id kill to have my FOID card now.

Fun fact!: Ben 10 is short for Benjamin 10jamin

In this economy?

I suggest you keep posting the exact same way you were planning on posting

Checkmate

Me, sitting in my car in the empty parking lot before going into work

Spoken like someone whose greatest fear ISN'T an egg on a shoestring

Stephen $5.00 McDouble

"Ayyy it's me Frankie Stein. Whatcha gonna do huh? C'mon"

Guy who gets road rage while IN a funeral procession

Was it better or worse than usual?

You right

DROP HIM FASTER DAMMIT

Guy who gets road rage while IN a funeral procession

Sorry about all the issues using bsky yesterday. I told my mom it was my internet time but she still picked up the phone.

Big whoop. I can do this with spaghetti and hot glue

I Have No Ass and I Must Fart