Saw it this morning, fun film but I was bursting by the end

‘Vibrant’ is never a good sign in an listing

So do I and me neither

Not just ‘a’ top doctor but ‘the’ top doctor in Germany. Quite an achievement after finishing university 9 years ago

Well I’ve just learned something!

I wouldn’t eat the snacks outside the toilets at The Crucible… a small percentage of the snooker loo peanuts are wee.

Imagine paying $27m to have a shared roof terrace directly on top of your main bedroom.

Technical drawing of some sort of motor with a numbered key. The key says: 1 erm.. 2 no, no idea 3 the spindle? 4 a nut 5 a sort of screw 6 don't know 7 you got me 8 same as 7 9 ditto 10 the end bit 11 bobby davro 12 spindle again? 13 propellor! 14 curvy triangle 15 round bit 16 big round bit 17 see above 18 the sheath 19 another nut 20 a bolt 21 a gasket 22 too small to see 23 the helment 24 lost that bit That's the lot.

Technical drawing

Which Magazine run frequent stories about how hackers have penetrated Booking.com’s website to defraud people. I don’t go near it now.

Where’s the dislike button?

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

People who say ‘pacific’ instead of ‘specific’ should be admonished for inappropriate use of the ‘sea word’.

Someone is sailing in? I’m amazed

Incredible picture:

Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA

That’ll be lovely when it’s cooked

There was a ‘You’re In Al’s’ barber shop in Stonehaven in a former public loo

It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.

I applied for a US ESTA yesterday and their app took about 1 seconds to pull all the details off my passport

Didn’t the Nazis attack their own radio station prior to invading Poland?

It does look like it was designed with shoplifting wine in mind

Imagine by John Lennon. It’s already annoyingly sanctimonious, so I can’t imagine how it would feel on endless repeat

Seems to have caught someone’s attention

The King’s Cross room is lovely but I still prefer the Seven Dials one

Impressive headgear

As a society we're becoming increasingly polarised and intolerant of others' opinions. Only an idiot would deny that.

Clearly worrying about the Destiny roadmap

Which is exactly what he said

Is there a pay-per-view option for the fight?

Would certainly make the speed skating more fun, especially the corners

That’s quite a large payout!