But I'm Greek and northwestern Hoennian so I've got messy bitch in my blood

JUST SAW THE PRESS RELEASE. ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE

You’ve gotta maaaakeee your own kind of music, siiing your own special soonggg, even if nobody else sings alooongggg…

And that’s saying something. Roxanne tries sooooooo so hard at that.

Be 14 and sell your soul to a record label! Easy peasy! 💙🦋🐬🌈

My team used to tell me that real authenticity just didn’t test well with audiences. That was code for not moneymaking, I think, looking back. Then I quit on ‘em and tamed a bunch of Dragons and my city loves the real me, sooo, I think you’re onto something with that! YOU should come to SOOTOPOLIS!!

Your brand team must LOVE you omggggggg. So easy to like. Like YES I want a little love in my heart RIGHT NAOW

NOOOO DON’T TURN ME INTO A CUTE AND MARKETABLE ICE POP 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 I want 10!!!!

GET WELL SOON LANCEY

That’s a good attitude to have. I’ll find a way to repay it!! Would you like to take a tour of the Gym while you’re here? Ali LOVES to show off the digs.

Your cousin is SUCH an inspiration to me. She has the same guts as you!!

Awww, I might just be! What’s causing trouble between them?

Oh ancients please no.

You’re so sweet on me. I love that. 😁😁

You’re also very consistent and easy to rely on. I love that, too. Life is so chaotic. I like that I know what to expect from you. And I like your style as it is. A lot!!

She’s bald! She’s bald and she’s bullying people that have hair!! 🥲🥲

Likeeeeee a bob? Still long enough to tie back for work. I’m not shaving don’t listen to Haruka if it comes up she’s going to lie.

I’m deffo going to get box braids if I can buttttt I’m thinking about it super hard!!! It might be kinda healing, y’know?

Girl no ❤️

WHAT DO YOU THINKKK

love love to show you my city!!!! And Rustboro too if you’d like! My fianceé loves when I shill for the Museum LOL but there is so much in Hoenn worth hyping up, especially that place.

Ahhh you’d look so beautiful with locs I’d bet!! Long hair is a lot of upkeep — SO MUCH — but I really do enjoy having it.

Wallace braids my hair actually!! But he doesn’t know how to do anything but our local styles. What’s your rate?? Of COURSE I would pay you handsomely. And I’d love >

Weeeelll, I snatched the 8th Gym spot from Wally, so I’d say pret-ty good… 🎶 How are you? AND DRAGONITE? Dazzling as ever?!

OMG HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND??? I wear traditional Sootopolitan braids all the time but I’ve been really wanting to try something new. Do you do the loooonggg job yourself when you wear braids or do you go to a stylist?? I’d LOVE recs. It is NOT easy to find good ones in Hoenn!

AHH!! Coming from YOU that’s a big compliment! I had it relaxed recently but the color is real! Runs in the family. Wallace’s hair is silky-straight naturally, though, so I guess my curls come from my dad’s side… I’m thinking about cutting short and going totally natural. Do you think it’d suit me?

Hiiiiiii, Lance! ✌️

I swear I learned about relative color and actual color when I was itty bitty but maybe that was just cuz my uncle is so artsy fartsy. 🤔

Competition is encouraged! For spots 1-7! Not the last one though 💕💕💕💕

Planning your funeral already??!! 🥺🥺🥺

I *warned* you that if you didn't start embracing your natural wavy texture I was gonna take drastic measures!!!!

Awe, I didn't see it that way at all, but thank you for boosting my ego! 😘😘😘 Ali's a natural leader. He sets a good example for all my babies. And it was an HONOR to face Kecleon!!

You put up SOME fight for it! You ought to be proud of yourself too! Feels good to get out there against a real equal, doesn't it?