Seriously criminal

Thoughts after watching S1 of Deadloch: So...are you telling me that Australia and Tazmania are magnets for all the biggest douchebaggy man-bigots? (I mean I know we have them too but wow).

Can someone please post a slow motion loop of my favorite pirates making out at Calypso's birthday? I miss them so much.

🫂 I feel your pain. I've been white-knuckling menopause without HRT but I can't take it anymore. Honestly, I look forward to a time when I am cold again.

2 advance reader copies of Bolting to Seed, front and back covers.

Fewer than 90 minutes left on my Kickstarter for my new novel. Cozy mystery, romance, representation, escape, and gardening. These SRCs look so good.

Bolting to Seed: A Cozy Garden Mystery Novel by Christy Wilhelmi — Kickstarter share.google/taFLjzGwSehQ...

Yesterday a small box of advance reader copies of my new novel arrived and it made me smile to hold my words in my hand.

A protest sign that says "enough with the fuckery".

Clearly they don't know anything about OFMD but wish they did.

Yeah, get that checked out asap. You're gonna need those lungs later on.

Everyone should definitely agree with me that this dog looks exactly like Con O'Neill.

War overshadows Epstein Files. Epstein files overshadow immigration, immigration overshadows the deliberate dismantling of voting rights. That's the plan. Don't take your eyes off the ball. Stay vocal.

🫂🫂🫂 and yay for getting yourself there.

Please keep us posted. We're here and watching this thread. Deep breath.

Nana, we are sitting with you right now, your crew. So please, go ahead and sob. It helps. We are walking with you to that clinic when you go. You are not alone. I have stood on that bridge. A homeless guy talked me down. Every single person, including you, our precious Nana, has value.

Yesterday I baked 2 loaves of bread, a rosemary focaccia and 1 pizza, all Sourdough. Apparently that wasn't enough to satisfy my baking jag, so lemon bars it is.

This is brilliant. Thank you.

Bolting to Seed: A Cozy Garden Mystery Novel A Garden Variety Mystery by Christy Wilhelmi

Hey crew, Everyone has been so supportive of all the creative artists on this platform. I'm not an artist, but a writer, and my new novel launched on Kickstarter this morning. Take a gander, and if you like cozy mysteries, you will love this one: www.kickstarter.com/projects/183...

Paramount can go suck eggs in hell.

a man and a woman are standing in front of a body of water Alt: Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet saying goodnight under the moonlight.

I miss my gay pirates.

After 5 traditionally published books I am releasing my 6th on my own. We can't let the bastards grind us down.

Oh no! I hope everything goes well in surgery.

Coyotes left behind the remnants of a cat skull in my front yard today. I am holding Mittens so tight and she has no idea why.

My whole family are incapable of lying. It's just not in our DNA. I cannot comprehend how Pam Bondi doesn't explode from all the hot air.

A black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a cluttered nightstand in the dark.

In the morning, if she's not clawing my pillow to wake me up, Mittens is keeping watch on the nightstand in the dark. #caturday

A headline from AP News saying "Justice Department will allow lawmakers to see unredacted versions of released Epstein files.

Well, small miracles. Starting Monday...

My new novel comes out on April 20. It's a cozy mystery set in a community garden.

New Novel: Bolting To Seed Coming Soon! - Gardenerd share.google/3N2VwHkdLNWI...

I gave a lecture last night and when I tried to say "space-saving tips" it came out "safe spacing"...THREE TIMES! I miss OFMD so much.

Here for life on this safe space ship.

I feel absolutely no guilt about watching behind the scenes videos of Brigerton S4 all morning in my PJs.

Today, after 14 years of being a traditionally published author, I received my first royalty check. It is somehow thrilling and depressing at the same time.