Roy will be here until the Sun goes out.

Our Arby's allowance is unaffected by recent events. Thank you for your concern.

NWS Atlanta: "It's amazing what a dedicated intern with a hand fan on the roof of our office can do when they put their minds to it. No impacts from Tropical Depression Nine are expected in our area."

We're delighted to see that Roy is thriving in his role as roving ambassador.

Remember: Cover your plants and goats tonight. We all remember the frosty goat incident of 1988.

Last night's storm blew some letters off the iggly Wiggl.

Happy capybara appreciation day! We appreciate our office capybara CAPEy for keeping us happy and sane in these trying times.

The medium light shade of red on our webpage will change from #FE5936 to #FB5734 on Tuesday. Approval for this change took 30 months.

The cold front has arrived.

Prepare.

Since they love to tout how much they benefit from our taxpayer funded products and services, we look forward to @accuweather.com's support during this trying time!

This afternoon's TAFs will be delayed because Arby's forgot our curly fries again. :(

Tonight's forecast: Flurries, ending by 8:43 PM.

Please don't rub your pork butt on the roads. That salt is for the storm, not your supper.

We are scrambling to source new helium for our weather balloons.

Wonderful news! Our website is now gluten free.

Today's weather is a good reminder that weather is sometimes WEATHER.

Tonight: Mostly cloudy. Partly cloudy at times. Scattered clouds otherwise.

The radar is down for maintenance until Intern Roy can find the spring that popped out and rolled down the parkway.

Our website now features six minigames to hold your attention while the forecast loads.

Winds gusted to 7 MPH at Powagos International Airport this hour. All 38 of this evening's Delta flights to Atlanta are canceled.

Expect choppy waters on Lake Dunkem until 9 PM. Things will get real quiet after that. We're a little spooked out.

Excellent news! We've imported all of our tweets from the other site. Please enjoy our repository of critical alerts.

It took three hours and six goats to accomplish. The radar will be down until further notice.

We surveyed the storm damage in Warm Goat Springs and found that a storm did happen.

Thank you to the 12 agencies who helped with this survey.

Have you made an emergency plan yet?

Running out of Arby's curly fries can and will happen to you one day. Preparing now can stave off future tragedy.

Intern Roy found the password today. It was an ordeal.

We're here 24/7 staring at screens to keep you safe. Most of the screens have weather on them. Some have SpongeBob. But it's mostly weather.

Warm Goat Springs has gone the past 18 hours without precipitation, a new record for the month of October.

We're using AI to translate our products now and we've only had to issue six apologies since last night.

🚨 Please note the color of our Beaver Dam Alert is changing from Salmon to Sunkissed Salmon.

Have you ever wondered where NWS Podunk meteorologists went to school?

So do we.

We're watching the radar. It won't do THAT again.