chuckling because you’re the funny one

hehe

thank youuuu

That makes one of us.. lol jk jk

bsky update. I’m alive, divas.

RPDRUK: That lip sync was ROUGHHH

HIGH POTENTIAL IS BACK!? I friggen' love Kaitlin Olson. Way too underrated.

From the portlandia meme “toni it’s so hot, it’s the heat” but instead the top frame says “Toni it’s so Tuesday” and the bottom frame says “it’s the calendar”

🆗

can I just drink my boba in peace?

no but literally

Jesus Christ

Has anyone used Mint Mobile?
If so, thoughts?

hi send me your favorite memes thx

okay honestly I agree

birthday swimsuit reveal. which are we feeling?

Idk why but chewing gum at a bar makes me feel so cunt

btpt

All I wanna do is go to bed but I have to shower. But I’m so exhausted. But I’m so gross from traveling. But exhausted…

for some reason I’ve been responding with “yeeeee” for things that are exciting and I can’t figure out where this came from

i forgot how shitty people are on the apps.

wait why do I look tall?

hehe you have not 🥰

This is true!

Ugh. I hate it.

and what is so happy about July 4th?

and good morning it was. yours?

the way people feel so comfortable asking why people broke up is baffling.

“you’ve changed”
babe I am 𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘓𝘠 in therapy. the goal is to change.

releasing an album called “american heart” in this climate… oof.

A coworker asked me today, “Why doesn’t the beard match the wig? What was your inspiration?”

A nastier read has never been uttered to me before. I live.