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β GAH!! WHERE YOU COME FROM?!β
β βSup?β
@orphan.quill.blue
Sneak sneak sneak.
Heβs gonna experience life and nobody is gonna stop him. Not even Cass. Not even his pops.
β Okay fine! Train first. Then fun.β
ββ¦..we have a long journey ahead of us.β
β tell you what, you teach me how to better give those hands and Iβll teach you how to have fun. DEAL?β
β Okay Goku, Imma need you to chill for a second.β
β Gul, we can train AND have fun.β
β If you donβt watch it, yo body is gonna quit on you.β
β Yep! Now watch.β
β In front of a computer, duh.β
DRAGS CASS into a library and pulls up the βRise of TMNTβ version. βThis is one of the more recent versions.β
DRAGS her.
βCβmon! Letβs GOO!β
β Pfft. Obviously.β
β You βbout to get that two-piece combo and a biscuit. Prolly many times that.β
β You coulda tried being more subtle about it.β
β REALLY?! /YES/.β
β Iβm no expert at that but prolly not much.β
β Oh trust me, heβs cat themed alright.β
β He is. And heβs the Bronze Tiger.β
β Oh! You aint seen nothinβ yet!β
β Why does pops get to have all the fun?β
β Was that guy checking out my DAD?β
Introducing
"What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?"
Freddy Smithersons
"Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -"
Aka
"Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!"
Gotham's Kitty Cat.
β Actually, heβs a RAT. Except bigger and a ninjutsu master.β
β Yes. And adoptive father in most continuities.β
β And theyre teenagers but yes. Thatβs the basic jist & concept.β
β No wonder youβre confused.β