i’m not much of an intox girl or much of a pet play girl but if i was i bet doing the pop the pill in the back of the mouth and rub her throat so she swallows move would go pretty hard

the cognitive dissonance of the timer vs the sensor

beloved barn cats....

depending on how they feel about the cat i suppose

the nature of sociality

it's because of the water

could you classify the common house cat as an opportunistic parasite who exploits the fawn response of humans?

4/20 may have been yesterday...

but it's Two-Bowl Tuesday

a lethal nude

"ew i don't wanna swallow cum" ok nerd more for me

CUTE, DO IT!!!

an altar to pray at, truly

this supports my hypothesis AND early data; I'll need more thorough research 😇

who would win in a depression fight:

one (1) SSRI

or

one (1) 8 inch glow-in-the-dark space cock alien dildo

capitalism wants to install listening devices in your home sooooo badly

my wench meter is off the charts!!! (cleaning da house)

rising from ashes
after the smolder is gone
new life carries on

a seed; a sapling,
our life keeps on happening
despite everything

beginning and end
will intertwine and befriend
stronger than before

it worked 🥴

creating francisoup

manifesting cougar season

i just think he's junji neato :)

witnessing a woman with a boarding axe in broad daylight would be an unforgettable sight methinks

batlord... hello...

looking nauticool perhaps

good morning bsky ☀️🖤

*posting a picture of a skeleton* god thats so fuckin gender

if a bone would crack
under my power; let it
be only for love

marshmallow tallow
becomes quite sallow in coffee
if allowed to sit

if you create the scenario where you leave work early, you can be gay sooner

the path seems quite simple to me

my work experience would be miles long

if being down horrendous for beautiful women was a job...