A screenshot with the text” I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking”

Stizzy….#ofmd

Just having some thoughts the last few days. Thinking about how I was so reluctant to watch heated rivalry. I don’t think I’m alone when I admit I was even a little grumpy at the amazing reception it was getting. Like the why couldn’t our middle aged pirate daddies in all their wrinkled glory get the kind of attention the shiny new young boys were getting?

Just some fandom musings cuz I cant be bothered to do multiple posts.

“Oh piss off Gabe!”
Stede saying what we’ve all been thinking 😂

Only the most exclusive establishments come with a fully installed Oik.

Blackadder for me. A character that can be inserted into any time period that seamlessly is a work of genius.

I fully believe modern Ed and Stede are both awful dancers. Stede is full on dad dancing with lots of pointing. Ed is always in mosh mode and just jumps and head bangs all over the dance floor. Both do air guitar. A lot. #ed/stede #headcanon #ofmd #dancing

Screencap of a fisher man in the township game

Screencap of a fisher man in the township game

Saw this little guy in my Township game and thought of Fang 🥰

It still grinds my gears that AJLT, a show people actively hate watched, got a third season and OFMD, a show absolutely adored by its viewers, didn’t. #omfd #thoughts #gripes

Omg! It exists! It’s set to private that must be why I’ve never seen it. I’ll have to get a aO3 account set up, I must be missing loads.

Or hey Hollywood! just remake it with Rhys and Taika and Con. I’m not fussy.

Bonus points if you can make Izzy the Danny DeVito role who has a past with Ed.

Except Ed is a bit of dick and they don’t really get on at first. But in the struggle to get Mary back safely they must depend on each other to outwit the crooks who have taken her.

On his way there, through a series of orchestrated mishaps, he ends up stranded in the middle of nowhere. But luckily, like a dashing hero straight out of Stedes books, Edward Teach (exotic bird smuggler just like the movie )appears from the jungle mist to save the day.

Seriously when is someone going to write a Romancing The Stone AU where Stede is a sheltered romance novelist who’s life is upended when his ex wife gets kidnapped in South America and he has to go to rescue her. #omfd #ficidea #AU #fanfic

Baseball cap with caption

Stede meeting Ed at a house party #funny #ofmd #stedebonnet #edteach #meetcute

Listening to Halsey “I am not a woman I’m a god” whilst scrubbing my bathroom floor. #empowered 😂

Puffer fish inflated in a tank with other fish.

Izzy

No offense to The Baconater, but there is no comparison. I mean come on…🤨

I think it’ll be a “being forced out of retirement “ scenario ala John Wick or Long Kiss Goodnight. I would fully expect the inn to be spectacularly blown up and destroyed and they have to go on the run. Their conflicting feelings about it will revealed then.

Bet this was going to be the Xmas ep before s3. 😭😭😭 #ofmd #festiveyearning

Quote: do you understand the violence it took to become this gentle

Ed…🥹 #edteach #omfd #quote

Vintage fashion illustration in vogue magazine blonde woman in long pink robe

This feels very ofmd coded #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #vintagefashion

This is scarily accurate actually. 😳

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Though, even though it was only released a month ago, I’m shocked Sushi Glory Hole by Lonely Island is only number 8! Cuz it sure as hell plays a lot in my head #hearusout

My love for the divas prevails for yet another year. 😍