Me (have been driving with Forrest Gump for 5 hours): Shut the fuck up man Oh my god

my kids just heard Mr. brightside for the first time and both of them went completely feral. the baby was on the ceiling.

I so obviously have a good side in an ariana grande kind of way

no one even wants to make a real humdinger of a show for you tonight anymore

why do all these girls shave half their heads like it’s fucking cute view 124 previous replies and if you read Lenin maybe you could make actual argum…

Brother Dubious

What the devil are you talking about

I'm just gonna post other posts

Æthelflæd book??

All split stitch all the time

Really happy with how it's turning out tbh

First time embroidery posting here. I'm doing The Plate

If That Man gets rid of circles my finest and most sparkling takes will be reserved for this app

hi there check this guy out

barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands

seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

I don’t want to TikTok. I don’t want to Instagram Reel. I don’t want to video. I want to text post

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