I genuinely can’t stop thinking about Adrian Brody tossing chewed gum at his wife.
For all the time he took, we would’ve waited for him to swallow it.

The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...

I know how I feel when I wake up and realize I’ve run out of coffee. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if I got sacked six times in the Super Bowl.

#superbowl59 #eagles

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

That algorithm is wild.

My feed is 33% tragedy, 33% wildlife and, somehow, 36% reviews of #hearteyes

When they say “You soften with age,” they don’t tell anyone that means going from dominating TETRIS on a first gen Nintendo to —35 years later— salsa dancing for points on ZUMBA Fitness Switch.

A prayer I’m willing to memorize…

Mentally, I’m here:

My plans for today? Run to the store and meditate on Dr. King’s lifelong commitment to service and community. Apart from that, it’s just another Monday.

I drank a cortado for the first time 30 minutes ago. Unexpected after effect: I now understand what it feels like to be a fully charged vibrator looking to offload energy.

You know what they say, “unbothered, in my lane, skeeting, moisturized…”

Five days eagle-eyeing the weather really paid off.

I *finally* pulled an acceptable card reading for 2025. The New Year may proceed…

Nothing says “Christmas is over.” Like a sick visit to the vet.

Looks like my scene made the cut!

Not sure how, but I’m ready to bring in more skeets/texts/holograms/zipzorps like this, from now until I die.
I’M READY UNIVERSE!

Just introduced our kids (12 & 15) to Martin Short’s perennially bananas CLIFFORD and now they know who they’ll be for Halloween 2025.