He’s just a lil baby only two leppa berries tall

Larvitar: “hey, you. Have you tried the dirt here yet? Not gonna lie, it’s pretty tasty!”

Larvitar: “what?! You don’t eat dirt? Wow, that’s too bad…for YOU!”

His brain is empty

Audra

🫵📸

Audra in Cincinnati reds hat

Reds won cause I got the hat. I got a hat btw

They call me Audthew Patrick

My Kalos headcanon is that tipping literally every NPC was phased out between XY and Z-A because the Kalosi government decided to start paying their workers a living wage

Clementine the shiny spearow

2 in one day im back

AND SHES A WOMAN GRAHHHH

Have you ever posted the full collection oomf

In the last month I got sick, moved apartments, read 5 books, started baking, and now I’m sick again.

Sky full of holes is lowkey a hidden gem. Incredible album

Oh my god they skinned her

How

Voluntarily opening the comments on every Instagram reel I watch to give myself a hyper-lethal dose of Hitler particles. “Oops time for bed, let me see the dumbest mother fuckers that have ever lived hash it out with primeval slurs to force myself off this shit”

Beautiful blonde twink with curly hair that everyone is obsessed with is exposed to nihilism for one hour and becomes evil. A tale as old as time

Page from the picture of Dorian grey where Dorian is like “if I ever notice myself getting old I’ll kill myself”

“If I get old I’ll kill myself” girl real

I lied I didn’t wanna drive all the way there today I’ll get it tomorrow whatever

Tape

Book

Me

I got more things the other week. They didn’t have redwall but they ordered it for me and I’m picking it up today. The black book is Frankenstein. Also proof that I exist despite it all

Shiny Altaria action shot

Check this out

Shiny greninja wtf

We’re twinninggggg

Shiny phantump

Baby’s Big Day Out

Imagine you’re living in a wild untamed landscape with a bunch of other ancient creatures and then in a flash you’re alive again in this sprawling urban landscape. I’d be positively chuffed

Coriander the shiny fweakin aerodactyl pogged out of his mind

He’s never seen a rotom phone before, he’s a baby just born

Me and my shiny victreebel :))

“Just pour it directly in my mouth”

It is, arguably, imo, tied for the second best Halloween movie

Picked these up the other week I forgor

(Also the updated collection (it’s getting ridiculous))

I respect the fact that in the original Pokemon Gold, there are rattata all the way up tin tower because it’s a fun bit of environmental story telling. However, there’s nothing more aggravating than having to kill a bunch of rats on your way to meet a legendary phoenix

I put that movie on while I hunted it, didn’t find it, then immediately found it when I put on the lugia movie 😭

Shiny entei

Shiny entei

He’s the dad that stepped up