Yesterday marked 18 years married to the incredible @velcroking.bsky.social. Even people who think they know how good we are together barely know how right they are. I love him so much, and more every day. It's not even an exaggeration. The love is out of control! It's going to break containment!
A blue mug with a green and yellow cartoon parakeet that appears to be farting a small white cloud. The text reads "If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on." It's a very poor imitation of what Effin Birds does.
"Can we go see @effinbirds.com at the Rewind Book Fair?"
"We have Effin Birds at home."
Effin Birds at home:
An orange cat stands in the seat of a leather chair with its paws up on a desk. The desk has paper and pen and a microphone. The cat is leaning into the microphone, with its mouth pressed against the part you speak into. The text reads "would"
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool
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Solidarity. Stomachs are stupid.
Hot dog! I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 15th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 12 minutes
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Only 29% of others had a perfect solve.
I genuinely think it's part of their shame kink. They can't get off if what they're doing is legal and safe. It has to be a dirty secret.
I did too but I wasn't allowed to use the gas range when we were home alone. So it was microwave or nothing.
"Zappetites lets you stop all that pesky worrying about your 7- and 9-year-old children at home! They can zap it!"
I've seen so many political takes that boil down to "what do you want them to do, their *jobs?"
Meanwhile, I'm like "Finally!"
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
Proud of this one! Finally earned top 5% on a Monday, after coming very close several times.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 13th 2026 (Easy) in 01:24
You ranked in the top 5%
Only 52% others had a perfect solve.
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Aaaaaand it's gone
How could you not? She's gorgeous and intriguing!
we’ve talked a lot about how AI might con people into believing bad things, but it is sad to think of how it will also make us stop believing in wondrous things too
I love their jerk off sauce!
A sign outside of a speedway gas station. The letters read "42 pizza slices" and that's all.
I can't explain why this sign is making me laugh so hard this morning but I am finding it very funny.
"Everything is better slowed down" –the creator of these videos, I guess
I absolutely fucking loved THE DRAMA. Left with a huge smile on my face, and we talked about it the whole way home.
I love this Bullseye. He's perfect.
The GIFs for "branch manager" featuring dogs and sticks are lacking.
me, i don't have drafts, because there is no barrier between my thoughts and the post button. empty drafts folder, full heart.
So he says.
I'm so, so excited for this! I preordered ages ago and it's almost here!
BREAKING: Gyre Widening
But she wears T-shirts, I wear T-shirts
She's a T-shirt, and I'm on the T-shirts
the transparent legs have done me in
I feel like its style shifts around?? I love it and also it's weird.
