Eldest child's birthday tomorrow. 32. How did that happen.

Sole trader at the time. Ex cleared out the tax account, L had to apply for time to pay, which resulted in the arrears.

I suppose its a lesson in reading terms and conditions right the way down.

Eldest has discovered that she can never have a postgraduate loan because she went a month into arrears due to her ex clearing out her bank account 8 years ago. It's apparently policy to never allow anyone funding if they've ever had arrears.

They better keep an eye out for Apophis.

Are rhe Olympics being held on Chulak or something?

So sweet she gave me diabetes

Their friends were even worse.

My parents are exactly like them, resented me for being born and would piss off on nice holidays leaving me with my nana. They couldn't understand why I went off the rails and had a baby in my teens.

It put me right off going to King's X for a few months. I've a bump on my nose from the thwack to my face ten years on.

Lewisham?

87 please

‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system

How an I supposed to threaten people when they do this kind of stuff to themselves!

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Not me trying to get the highest score on Outrun in the arcade when i was about 10

Similar happened to me at kings x about ten years ago.

Same. Ive only seen it once as an adult and it creeped me right out 😂

Don't worry too much, they're still writing their mates' phone numbers on the toilets here in Newcastle

Have had to stop going to the gym because radiotherapy is wiping me out. Unfortunately, I'm still eating like I go to the gym and now none of my clothes fit.

My theory is that it's a fanfic of Kate Bush's song.

But how will I distinguish myself from the normies and the wannabes?

If you see this, post a character that starts with C

Can't delete my account because I dont have access to the email I set it up with, but I have deleted the app so I can never get back even if I wanted to.

Went to fly experimental planes in America after ww2.

Lozza fox, Craig David, Holly Valance, and Eric Clapton.

The Trump section of Selena Scott's Wiki page is something to behold. Going to look for that interview now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selina_...

It's about the sale of mumsnet?

difference between vulcans and elves

Caterpillar cake.

He does have people who like him, just not the ones he wants to like him

Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island

Imagine how terrible a person Elon must be for fucking Epstein to politely decline him a visit to nonce island.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I'd forgotten that this happened

Bomb squad called after WWI shell found in patient's rectum Rangueil Hospital in Toulouse was thrown into chaos with a bomb squad called after a 24-year-old man arrived complaining of severe pain in his bottom

And then this happened...

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...