Our favourite "April Fools" article of 2026...
Liz Truss Appointed by Trump to Dismantle the 'Deep Space Blob' – Byline Times
bylinetimes.com/2026/04/01/l...
Posts by UKCG
Why aren't the Daily Mail harassing Nigel Farage when there's a credible poll showing that his party is a hotbed of antisemitism?
Elizabeth Spurlock Lambert
He would burn it all down just to rule over the ashes.
It never bode well for civilization to have the stupidest man on the planet also be the most powerful.
The Netherlands just launched a platform in the middle of the North Sea that converts wind electricity into green hydrogen fuel without the electricity ever touching land.
The NortH2 offshore hydrogen platform sits 200 kilometers off the Dutch coast, directly connected by underwater power cables.
Pam Bondi severely obstructed and carelessly mishandled the Epstein Files – denying victims justice and accountability.
She focused on weaponizing the DOJ for political retribution instead of working to keep Americans safe.
It was long past time for her to go.
"Truss says Islamism is backing the UK government, for which there is no evidence," says Lewis Goodall.
"She says there is Sharia law in Britain, and that's a problem – also a complete lie."
The UK doesn't listen to Liz Truss, so why does MAGA America?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/why-...
Trump threatens to break NATO's promise over Iran war #Axios
We gave up a president for a rapist.
Are you sure the gullible fvckwits won't realise we're a couple of ultra rich fascist cvnts cosplaying as men of the people Ted?
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My boss absolutely hates me shortening his name to Dick, especially as his name is George.
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americans have absolutely no idea how badly the war is going for the united states, all thanks to the gutless, witless journalists who refuse to cover the facts of the situation
Even Farage can no longer deny it!
It was so comforting to have a president that wasn’t a malignant narcissist.
As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant.
But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.
BREAKING: Iran says regime change operation in US is well underway as a string of senior officials and military chiefs resign from their roles 👀
Screenshot of a tweet by Michael Ron Bowling claiming China hacked the FBI and accessed surveillance orders. The image shows a man seated at a hearing, resting his hands together in front of his face, with a blurred background of other officials.
Incompetence at the top of the FBI has devastating consequences.
Bruce Springsteen
@brucespringsteen.net
Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on April 2, per AAA:
• Unleaded: $4.08 (⬆️ $1.08 in one month)
• Premium: $4.96 (⬆️ $1.10 in one month)
• Diesel: $5.51 (⬆️ $1.77 in one month)
‘Right.
You see those apples?
We’re nicking all those bastards.
You go in, tell the shopkeeper he’s a wanker and generally cause havoc by running about and wrecking the gaff.
I’ll nick all the apples, we scarper and Towser here can film us for Tik Tok.’
HEADLINE OF THE DAY:
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#BuhBYE
If you want independence from the US, Russia, and Big Oil's high costs, do not vote ReformATory www.desmog.com/2026/04/01/t...
The number of service members and civilians shot and killed on US military bases over the next 2+ years is going to rise quite a bit.
The US reportedly waited to strike the bridge in Iran a second time until rescue workers and others in the area gathered to help the wounded, which then killed at least eight people. Authorities in Iran are describing it as an act of terrorism.
BREAKING: The US State Department says that the Iranian Navy that was destroyed three weeks ago could be destroyed within three weeks 🤷♀️
Happy 81st Birthday to the great Linda Hunt, Oscar-winning veteran character actress, celebrated for roles in POPEYE, THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY, DUNE, SILVERDO, KINDERGARTEN COP, THE RELIC, STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE PRACTICE, CARNIVALE, NCIS: LOS ANGELES, THE CHERRY ORCHARD (stage), and more.
Why Trump Is Suddenly Courting Putin’s Closest Ally
#Newsweek