April Fools tasted like a flat soda this year

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

*i* was saying “boo-urns…”

tv show about a crime fighting karate pig called Pork Chop & Kick

like poopy icarus

“WELCOME TO OUR ---L”

doo dooooo doo doo doo

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software".
A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

this is amazing

Trying to keep traceability on the Golden Images in your AWS Organization? You can use Config Aggregator to query running EC2, and if you have downstream AMI builds, you can bake the source AMI IDs into their tags and query them with the Aggregator too!

love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole

A basket shop called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds

mamas, don’t let yer babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)

that’s just watership down with more steps

The sea captain YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

I think, taking in all the context, this is the single image of the Simpsons that I relate to the most

2026 gonna be long as hell huh

my secret superpower is sitting next to an untouched source of hydration all day

Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

feeling cute, will probably delete later

as a xennial myself, “paying my dues” in the form of long hours and hard work were far less attractive upon repeated reinforcements that meritocracy was an illusion and that nepo/crony keys were the actual door openers. the “agency in the face of helplessness” of slackerdom resonates

@kellalena.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social

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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud

Every group text eventually becomes two people talking and eight witnesses.

Ray, for your information, the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000.

Maximum Overdrive

3.4 ounces or less each, fitting into a quart sized bag

mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker

Shakira in a red top with black suspenders and a blue headband.

A shark matching Shakira’s aesthetic.

sharkira, shakira: thread