The Silmarillion by Tolkien lies on a handwritten sheet of paper. The paper shows the second half of the first paragraph of the Silmarillion, written in a script that attempts to mimic the handwriting of Bilbo and Frodo in the LOTR films. Still present on the page are penciled-in guides and other markings to make the inking process easier.

Day 3 of transcribing the Silmarillion as a Christmas gift for my meta: I have finally finished the first paragraph
(It will not be done by this Christmas or the next)

A dwarf, a man, and an elf walk into the Riddermark

If Peter Parker sniffed a peck of pickled poppers, how many pecks of pickled poppers did Peter Parker sniff?

Maybe this is common knowledge, but apparently if you microwave a hard boiled egg, it explodes

Oh I forgot g. that’s golf I think ⛳️

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot hotel? trivago

thanks, i’ll show myself out

In some parallel universe, Playboy was named Gameboy and GameBoy was named PlayBoy

Jon Snow’s drag name is Anita Bend

The caps are fresh and juicy

A mechanical keyboard with custom stenography keycaps, sitting beside a laptop on a comfy grey couch. A pit bull-greyhound mix rescue dog lounges lazily on the end of the couch.

Not poly as in sexually active, poly as in easier to find a mechanical keyboard with switches that fit your 3d-printed keycaps

I wish people came with turn signals

Airplane chair tray with watercolor pencils, a paintbrush, packaging, a complementary plastic cup of water, and two miniature watercolor papers with the respective illustrations upon them: 1. the letter “J” framed by poorly-painted natural imagery, and 2. an abstract multi-colored leaf-shaped thing

Watercoloring at 10,000ft with watercolor pencils and complementary water ^^

Hanging on a cork board in the dive bar Vesuvio in San Francisco, California: a “wanted” poster of “Bob” from the cult classic TV show Twin Peaks. The top of the poster says “Have you seen this man?” followed by a hand-drawn police sketch of the character, the character’s name in quotation marks, and contact info including a phone number, QR code, and the fictional names of relevant characters in the sheriff’s office in Twin Peaks.

I think he’s been in my house, should I be worried

My ADHD ass, distracted: *arbitrarily starts talking about cannibalism*

Very supportive new sex partner: *asks me questions about cannibalism assuming it is my kink*

Woman in a restaurant holding cup of Nutella with a spoon

I asked for a little scoop of Nutella and they gave it to me 🥺

BART train door on the yellow line in SF, with the signage “DO NOT HOLD DOORS”

Hodorn’t

Five boxes of Thin Mints in the lap of a girl wearing skull fishnet stockings

So I went to the kink club and bought every box of Thin Mints they had

God I feel sorry for the people who followed me with the perfectly reasonable expectation that I’d be posting about Go instead of the degeneracy that will follow now that I have returned to this platform

O vielen dank für das Shout-out! Aber ich spreche nicht sehr viel deutsch 😂

Most orange trees are actually pro choice

The contradiction of not really wanting to be out as poly, but also wanting to brag about how cool both of your girlfriends are to everybody

Missed opportunity to name a generation “Gen now I know my abc’s”

Thanks, that helps 🙏

Every bone in my body wants to refer to minesweeper as “Minecraft” and I don’t know how much longer I can resist

I don’t get this joke but it sounds funny

I just ordered avocado toast and an oat milk latte. The cycle is complete - I’ve become my own greatest fear

Twenty

The average frog, on the other hand, only swallows twelve

The average human swallows four hundred frogs in their sleep every year