That new induction hob is getting a rapid budget review...

A quarter of all car journeys in the UK are less than a mile. Less than a mile. That's a fifteen minute walk. What is wrong with people?

Public transport should be free, funded by taxing the rich.

America not being a signatory to a number of treaties does not mean that international law does not exist. The US is conducting clear war crimes, and boasting about it. They should be treated as a pariah state. They definitely shouldn't be getting a Royal visit.

Unfortunately, some of the construction of the artifice is so obvious it's risible.

I get the impression TV producers of light documentaries must consider an episode a failure if none of the participants shed a tear before the end credits.

Cardiff lecturer interviews 160 Bigfoot hunters over three years There have been thousands of reported Bigfoot sightings since it rose to prominence in the 1960s.

I find it odd that 'journalists' continue to perpetuate myths like these. Bigfoot is a hoax, just like the Loch Ness monster. Why don't they just state the facts?
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With abundance comes profligacy.

Epstein is the sex-slave side of this.

Social media appears to have descended into sitting at a roadside cafe sipping coffee while reading placards sailing past in a mass rally where all the political factions decided on the same date for their protest.

Enjoy!

Contractor that cut back ancient oak in London park identified Document shows partial felling last year, which led to legal action against Toby Carvery, was done by Ground Control

I want Tottenham Hotspur to be relegated now.
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America is already in the stone age - a mad pharaoh sits on the throne.

UK flag-raising group leader arrested on suspicion of causing ‘alarm and distress’ Exclusive: Ryan Bridge is co-founder of Raise the Colours, which has been criticised for anti-immigrant rhetoric

Politicians need to get serious again. Stop pretending the far right is reasonable.
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Every time I see a headline with "Trump says..." I think of the American president in the movie Don't Look Up.

Small business: protection racket

Big business: lobbying

Society is grooming in one form or another.

I didn't need to read past "billionaire" and "hedge fund manager" to know this is PR bullshit.

ban cars

Every time I hear a politician arguing for red tape to be cut I never hear the journalist asking them why the red tape was put there in the first place.

Even if they manage to impose jay walking laws there's still the problem of the transition period: human drivers will simply bully driverless cars into waiting forever at roundabouts and crossroads.

I guess if you've got more money than you know what to do with you'll cover every conceivable option.

Our dictators are better than your dictators.

Film cameras: The resurgence of analogue from digital cameras Film cameras are seeing a resurgence, are people are wanting to

This brought a tear to my eye. I used to love developing film and taking a quick look at the negatives.
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Such is the state of the world that I'm having difficulty separating fact from April Fools fiction.

The problem is I still see people queuing at the supermarket checkout with a red top in their basket. Admittedly, they don't have many voting years left but billionaires obviously think they're worth courting.

I can imagine owners raging at their self-driving cars because they obey every local restriction.

What is it with the BBC and sexual predators? It's worse than the catholic church.

That's a commendable approach.

‘We didn’t want to be preachy’: David Attenborough’s unexpected new show – which might enrage cat lovers The great naturalist, who is about to turn 100, is still surprised by wildlife in his new series about British gardens. But not every pet owner will be happy with his top tips

Domestic cats are a disaster for bird populations.
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It's later than you think. About an hour later.