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I store a banana inside my rectum at all times

The government implanted a tracking device in the back of my neck when I was under anesthesia for my colonoscopy

Back to the Future actually happened

Quit pussy footing around, bro

My penis looks like a Silent Hill enemy

My pubic lice are getting out of control

I forgot everything I learned in college already

A botfly burrowed its way into the head of my penis

What are people who back in to parking spots trying to prove?

My coworker named his dog Disturbed after the band Disturbed

I can’t wait for Max Bemis to make a bluesky account so I can call him fat

Diarrhea

I’m bringing ballposting to Bluesky

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