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Black and white tuxedo cat in a paper bag

In honour of Caturday, drop your kitties below. I’ll start.

I love how he just puts up with me and my music choices

See you at the feeding trough

*opens social media

Monday again. Time to drink from the firehose of responsibility

Some connections stay in your heart long after they’re gone

sure telling someone how you feel is great but have you ever had your honesty held with care

I absolutely refuse to get a case of the Mondays. I procured my Mondays one at a time.

Trump as a messianic healer from his Truth Social post and the guy from the Skyrizi commercial who looks like the dude Trump is laying hands on

Mango Messiah got a ton of flack for being inappropriate on social media, but failed to get the recognition he deserved for getting the Skyrizi guy off this prescription medication.

When I heard that a cabinet member resigned for drinking and misconduct I had expected it to involve someone else. Kind of sucks that there are so many candidates for this.

I long for a simple time, like when I thought ‘bone broth’ was the euphemism for wet spot.

I really would have felt like a clod if I had missed this one.

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Tim and Eric

look at these elderly men with their graying beards and their tired, haggard faces, the years worn into the lines on their faces. ancient, elderly men. they must be at least 38.

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someone should tell the Iranian (Iraqi?) hackers to come here. this place is about 5 minutes away from either going full Islamic jihad or catholic at any point during the day.

GIVE ME YOUR SIGNAL

If you don't have one, set it up. It's really extremely simple

hmmm... maybe i should do this? maybe we should all do this

hot and bothered (bothered that it's too hot)

I got my tax return deposited today, so the government bought my 420 weed. 😁

The 420 sales weren't great, but I'm pretty happy about grabbing this bowl for less than $2.

420 inspired

Sometimes when you're really hot and your throat is dry a big slug of an ice cold cream soda is just the thing.

The colossal belch that follows is just a bonus.

I love going to barbecue restaurants. I'm not a connoisseur or anything I just like to say pulled pork.

[EMT making small talk to a person on a stretcher]

"so... is this your first time being paralyzed?"

octopuses change colors to hide from sharks so why can’t I do that to avoid my boss

Duolingo is cool but wake me up when it can teach me how to speak elephant

when chaos becomes boring it’s time for a change

OWN YOUR PUNS. INTEND THEM.

I’d probably hate getting thrown into a pit full of vipers, but I’d do it just for the story.

How many times do I have to be reminded not to wear white shirts when I go out for dinner, the sequel