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Rowling? Living. Gaiman? Living. Musk? Living. Ellison? Living.
Give them money and somebody gets hurt. It's really that fucking simple.
"But what if" nope. They take your money and do hideous shit with it. They sow misery and grow fat.
This isn't about art.
America did not meet the universal adult suffrage criteria of democratic governance until 1965. Gatorade is the exact same age as American democracy.
Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman.
Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.
Everybody thinks 'https:// stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
So proud I get to help @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social create this incredibly important historical game, despite the powers that be in the games industry insisting that Palestinians can not be allowed to tell their story.
A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
Overjoyed at all the applications we've had so far for this.
If you're thinking of applying, reminder that the deadline is February 28th
It's pretty clear that governments that aren't the US should, right now, block Persona
a digital painting study of Billie Eilish’s 2022 gala gown, except her head is replaced with a furby
A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”
"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.
that's just beingslop. you only like it because you think
A stylised golden sun illustration, with the letters AS D'OR in white in the centre. Nomme Cannes above, and Jeu De L'Annee 2026 below. Logo for French board game award the As d'Or.
Multicoloured, shiny card game box, surrounded by cards with large coloured single numbers on them. Flip 7 by Eric Olsen.
A blue plastic castle and several cardboard chits with lightning bolts on them, on a green board showing forests and other terrain types. Rebirth by Reiner Knizia.
A board game representing a field of battle between toys - the player's tokens we can see include a robot, rubber duck with axe and viking helmet, and pirate monkey. Toy Battle board game.
France’s highest-profile board game prize, the As d’Or, has updated its rules for 2026 to ensure that artist names must appear on a game box in order for designs to be eligible for the award:
boardgamewire.com/index.php/20...
The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.
this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAI
Stay safe, Australia. #heatwave
spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS" "I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK" With a bunch of pictures of games that did so
The most important post on Bluesky today
Most of the stuff I tried using it for, I ended up deciding would be easier and more reliable to do with 5 minutes of poorly written python.
One of the first descriptions of AI in the English language was in Ambrose Bierce's Moxon's Master in 1899.
It kills its creator.
I don't think I have either of my siblings' phone numbers. What a baffling requirement.
But hey, if they want a list of 200 mastodon instances I don't use, I can absolutely comprehensively fill that bit out 😛
posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?
hey.paris/posts/appleid/
Who has six thumbs, can't count, and has an inability to understand demonstrative pronouns? These person.
reposting w/ alt text
this is an owl
