Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

lol, did you like it? I figure the cursed nuclear waste dumping site messaging is pretty accurate nowadays

Card Captor Sakura was the first time I saw the golden arches

The south pole of Jupiter in the center of a composite image, showing the differently-colored cloud bands as concentric rings

south pole of jupiter is an underrated perspective (all true jupiter fans know this) 🔭

oh, no, lol I'm like legitimately not good/ ignorant at this new thing. I am manifesting some ass kicking (administered by myself against this subject) shortly, however

I'm SO stupid. like so, so stupid. but also getting more powerful, since being stupid at some point is a necessary part of the competency pipeline. In the meantime: stupid

me all week so far

WOW that is so gross and mealy-mouthed

I'm still completely mystified by "award-leaning". It's just random words. They should be ashamed by using "we're looking for something less high quality" as a form of rejection

And a very Violence is inescapable to you as well, traveler

its GROSS, lol. I think we're supposed to touch 92 in our area tomorrow. A bunch of misguided plants are happy because I guess it probably feels pretty equatorial to them right now. I just looked at your guys' temps for this week and, jeez. good luck my friend, stay hydrated

TBH I have been kinda overcompensating with the taking care of animals thing after our cat passed away recently. I'm doing the "you get a cricket, you get a cricket, everyone gets a cricket" with my quails and all the backyard lizards and I have never been more popular (among cloaca-havers)

My opinion as a comic artist is worth varying amounts of nothing nowadays, but there are basically zero artists who matter who care about clout or skill over passion for the medium. Don't talk yourself down; everything's a process

it's simply one of the [idk what word goes here] comics ever made. 100% transcendent

me, once my husband has left for home depot: perfect, now i can cram a bunch of food in my face without any witnesses

the 20-30 industrious crickets that chewed their way out of a plastic bag I left in the kitchen this morning: ... ,

the problem is that I did a huge reread of K6BD on Sat and then on Sunday went back and read all the lore text and mouseover text for good measure and now my brain is on fire

-important, necessary work that i will regret not doing 1
-important, necessary work that i will regret not doing 2
-important phonecall
-make custom soil for time-sensitive seedling repotting
-draw fanart

guess which one i am choosing to do

early Worm gets the bird

screencap of wiki text that says "As a scientist, Worm straddled the line between modern and pre-modern. As an example, in a very modern, empirical mode, Worm determined in 1638 that the unicorn did not exist and that purported unicorn horns simply were from the narwhal. At the same time, however, he then wondered if the anti-poison properties associated with a unicorn's horn still held true, and undertook experiments in poisoning pets and then serving them ground up narwhal horn (his poisoning must have been relatively mild because he reported that they did recover).[10] Other empirical investigations he conducted included providing convincing evidence that lemmings were rodents and not, as some thought, spontaneously generated by the air,[11] and also by providing the first detailed drawing of a bird-of-paradise proving that they did, despite much popular speculation to the opposite, indeed have feet like regular birds. Worm's primary use of his natural history collection was for the purpose of pedagogy.[12] "

I would have been so good at science in the old days. by modern standards, the bar was pretty low for folks like ol' worm

Ole Worm - Wikipedia

Just sharing this very good name with you all

Map of projected temperature anomalies next Thursday across the western U.S. from the ECMWF ensemble. The entire map is bright red and pink, indicative of extreme to record-breaking March warmth. Some location will be 25-30F degrees above average, with a few locations warming over 35F (!) above average.

All signs continue to point to an exceptional, long-duration, and record-breaking to (in some cases) record-shattering March heatwave initially centered across U.S. Southwest but expanding to much broader region next week. This is effectively a full-on summer heatwave in March.

Oh man, that’s such a good idea… who wouldn’t want to have their mind blown with decades of futuristic music!

lol that’s a great one. Show them a microwave meal and just blow their mind

The upside-down triangle tower part on the De Young would probably blow their mind, lol. Also the entire Exploratorium. A+ day

Oooh yeah that sounds rad. I bet they’d love it

Oooh dang yeah, blow their mind with a mani pedi. Then a Brazilian wax, lol.

Husband chose monster truck rally and in-n-out, lol. I’m taking mine to a movie and getting sushi but I feel like that’s not enough… need more ideas to impress them. Instant impulse is also to feed them something Flavor Blasted but that’s not going to last the whole day…

Alright, you get a guy (or whoever) roughly your demographic, a time tourist from 1890s who speaks your language, and a $500 budget to take them out for the day. Neither of you gets to keep extra money so you’re incentivized to just use it up. Where u going

ayyyyyyyy congrats!

I still have the jojoba you so kindly gave us! Last time we went to Tucson and saw them everywhere I was like HEY I KNOW THAT GUY, haha. Got shrubpilled by the best of them