Happy Earth Day.

Can confirm- top 5 of mine and@oz-edgewalker.bsky.social pastimes 🤪

AYYYYYYY

It is weird how so many things keep getting worse and everyone is expected to keep sending emails and maintain "normal" levels of productivity.

Another day, another dollar (dog pic)

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Screen shot of Jett’s profile showing they have 498 followers

Lookout sluts, I’m two bots away from 500 followers

RFK Jr: “Yor…agh…did..gray..eh..eh..ace…to..agh…Agh…mare…icka…uh..uh..

AOC: “Your breath smells like raccoon cock.”

Side note: I’m incredibly grateful to have my job, especially in this market, just recognizing that my current career field does not align with my values/princicples/corporate word but that there also aren’t many alternatives atm and it’s ok to just go along to get along when you have to

come watch my husband and also my second favorite of his cousin-in-laws slang cardboard

Just finished up my “eat kettle corn with mossy on the patio and listen to birds scream at each other across the yard while I get stoned enough to do my job without wanting to kill myself“ break, time to get back to crankin out those emails

One day maybe I’ll rank above fucking Rachel

MAAA BOIIIII

SAY

The origin story of Myrcule Poirot, Custodian Extraordinaire. Told in 4 alters.
#mtgalters #mtg #myr

Mtg alters of Amodeous the Archfiend and Gonti, Lord of Luxury as the band Angine de Positrons

Love these freaks #mtg #mtgalters #alters

Mossy, lazily looking up at me without lifting his head up off of his grass pillow. Good for him

On today’s episode of “god fucking damnit I’m turning into my mother”: *dogs are barking/howling in the neighborhood asking to be let inside*
“see how much worse you could have it?” I say (toxic)
Mossy:….

Good for him

Was finally able to get it scanned and sized to Playmat size! Yay!

“They’re losing 500 million dollars a day” bitch aren’t we paying 2 billion a day??? make the math make sense donald

a cartoon wolf is sitting at a table with his mouth open Alt: a cartoon wolf is sitting at a table with his mouth open awooga-ing

😍😍😍😍

Keno making a kill face as Mori looks up at him

A blurred Mori swatting at keno

a story in two parts: indoor edition

bro makes me smile with teeth from loving him so much

once again, sunday evening has come to scare me

i was not built for capitalism 🥲

God the ending monologue from Kate Siegel is in my top five scenes of all time

Reggie the Rotund

Sunny Sunday, Sluts

my eyes are open stfu

Same, I never had the issue of accidentally happening on news of war and crimes against humanity when I wanted to listen to hybrid theory

death, taxes, and that goddamn u2 album

Pulp Polycule