growing up is having to buy your own chocolate Easter bunny from the clearance section because no one else will

Flight attendants must have super immune systems I swear

Fast food restaurant I went to today had a visit from corporate and I had to sit and eat through 15mins of them picking them apart for the silliest things 😭

so thankful I was able to graduate from the food biz, shout-out to Benjamin tho, patience of a god

It's so sad seeing the number of people panhandling around my town going up. Times are bad friends, please take care of yourself

we used to be a society. Now we're a "see associate to use the restroom"

Skipper arguing with the monkey laborers over maternity leave like they are a union with collective bargaining power will always be hilarious to me

FMK: Flo from Progressive, Jake from State Farm, the Geico gecko

stinkystinkystinkystinky

HEFTYHEFTYHEFTYHEFTY

man why couldn't I have cheaper hobbies

honestly Snoop Dogg's role as just being a cool person doing random cool shit is what a dream retirement job is

why is every other country doing something about the Epstein files except for the US

I remember going into the cellphone store and stressing about whether or not they could port over my contacts to the new phone.

I'm so disgusted. Impeach & remove.

I freakin love Lego man

Folks reminder that it is always okay to admit mistakes and say you were wrong

Friend I was with did not know what throwback Thursday was it's time for the retirement home guys

saw the video, dude unloaded a full mag at point blank

full intent to kill, an American citizen. That's terrorism, he's a terrorist

my body is a machine that turns Sun Chips ©️ Garden Salsa into math and anxiety

truly a sign of the times when all your childhood stuff is labelled "Vintage" now

"Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history... What an amazing lie that was. The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation. They don't see our greatness. They hate us! And we deserve it! We've created an era of fear in the world-"

how about no fighting & we pay down the deficit

Car Project <> Lego Project <> Fandom Indulgences

Any of y'all also wish you had an extra $5,000 to fulfill your backlog of hobby hyperfixations

the minimum-40-hour work week is brutal man

can we please not rebrand scalping as a "side hustle"

fuck colonialism. Fuck imperialism.

Only Congress can declare war.

ah shit here we go again

This country isn't gone yet we still have free refills

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