School holidays in the UK, so extra parenting. Defo a mixed bag. It occurs to me though, being a DM has genuinely helped me parent.

Mainly in accepting that no one will follow the plan and everything will descend into chaos regardless.

#DnDParent

And those of us with zero scheduling skills and a dramatic inability to stick to a plan.
Thanks boss, you keep my dnd alive!

Tryna make everyone follow my well crafted plot! Chaos rules!

Kids asked what my hobby was. I said "sitting down". They laughed. I laughed. Then I cried a bit inside. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #Relatable

Theres a specific tired that comes from answering questions all day that could have been solved with "look slightly to the left". #Parenting #DadHumor

I love my kids deeply. I would also love five uninterrupted minutes. #ParentingLife #FunnyDad

Tried to motivate the kids with "this will be fun". Immediately lost all credibility. #ParentingFails #DadHumor

Parenting feels like running a campaign where everyone skips the tutorial and blames you anyway. #Parenting #GeekDad

Somehow it's noisy and nothing is happening at the same time. #Relatable #DadLife

I don’t mind chaos. I mind chaos before coffee. #Parenting #DadMood

I asked for peace. I got background noise. Meh, close enough. #FunnyDad #ParentingLife

Kids treat "in a minute" like it’s a legally binding contract. #DadLife #ParentingHumor

Every day I understand NPCs more. #Parenting #DnDHumor

I don"t need motivation. I need fewer questions. #Relatable #DadHumor

There is no silence, only quieter chaos. #ParentingLife #DadHumor

If parenting had patch notes, I’d like to request fewer bugs. #Parenting #GeekHumor

Somehow tired, bored and overstimulated at the same time. #Relatable #Parenting

Nothing prepares you for being needed constantly and immediately. #DadLife #RealParenting

Oh yes exactly! I do miss those 815pm times, mine are older and I don't get that time until later and normal I fall asleep.

I love my kids. I also love when they're asleep. Both things can be true. #Parenting #DadHumor

Asked what they wanted for dinner. That was my first mistake. #ParentingFails #FunnyDad

I'm not ignoring you, I’m buffering. #DadHumor #Relatable

Parenting is mostly problem solving with snacks. #Parenting #DadLife

Every room I tidy becomes a challenge run. #Relatable #Parenting

Confidence lasts until someone says "Daaaad?" #DadLife #ParentingHumor

I don't need advice. I need a pause button. #Parenting #DadMood

I sit down and suddenly everyone needs something. #Relatable #DadLife

The house is quiet. This is suspicious. #DadHumor #ParentingLife

Parenting teaches patience. Mostly through repetition. #Parenting #DadHumor

I have achieved peak tired. #Relatable #Parenting