I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Starstruck 🩵

for @nonarycubed.bsky.social

[ #furryart #furry #art #bunnymothmartyr ]

additionally i will attach the original plain drawing idk i like it actually but i feel guilty not dedicating more time to backgrounds and fini9shed pieces or at minimum just having a coloured bg ig soz

everybody has hobbies !
#ponysona #pony mine is eating glue

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

i like this because if you squint it looks interesting

mspaint acting cute #ponysona #fuck

my horse #mlp #ponysona #horse

babygirlk lineup there might have to be a sequel because xavier isnt here
been enjoying just drawing for like 5 minutes or less and being done with it like is it great no but i dont know that i couldve drawn this in 5 minutes like a year ago

#moe #idiot

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

"I am beautiful!"

horsey

i love drawing shitty 4 panel comics i think its pretty cool

HIS DEW !!! #tadc

i gor him toothpaste

i should draw on my phone more its fun #ponysona #horse #dubstep

i think i burned my french fries

#comic yeah boy oh yeah boy

card games #comic #yeah

#comic #normal

amazing digital vore #tadc

#comic #dubstep #epic

i guess atp ill also post a backlog of doodles and comics, ive been in kind of an art rut lately and havent made anything "good" but ive been amusinbg myself #comic #milkwalker

is that a baby head lamp?

im going to make bad tadc art because its fun to draw the teeth guy im sorry #tadc #caine

dazzled derpy
#mlp #mylittlepony

🦇BAT GLOWSTICKS🦇
🦇BAT GLOWSTICKS🦇

yeah i could be doing things that may or may not be more important #ultrakill

it's WORSE when you're stoned. help