I'm chronologically challenged and proud of it! 😁

Me either. Then again, I'm also not American and I don't live in the US.
Think I'll go hang out with some koalas and kangaroos now 😁

Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life?

Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better

Did you explain that's because there are so many different types of "fuck" to give that "flying" is just one of them? 🤔

Nowadays, ain't nobody gonna start a revolution if they're even mildly inconvenienced. But they're more than happy to troll from the comfort of their homes and phones. Sigh. 🙈

In times like this it’s good to do little things for your mental health. Go for a walk. Yell into the abyss. Eat a cupcake. Do your little turn. On. The. Catwalk. Yeah, shake your little tush on the catwalk.

Don't do it! We tried that before and look where that got us. Hold on (looking around), nah you're fine. We're making bad decisions either way.

They're all in your soup. The lions and tigers watching you...😮

Last night, I spent 4 hours figuring out my car key was fried. Got home at 2:30am in a tow truck, woke up ALL the neighbours and now I feel like I was hit by said truck.
TGIF Bay Bee! 🥴

so....you're Trump 🤨

Welp, looks like another chocolate cake tripped and fell into my mouth.

He was definitely a boring instructor lol, but everyone else seemed so engaged and interested. 🤔

When I worked with Headspace (ages ago), they used photographic images and the clients would interpret them. Free-fall.

I like Equanima's approach better. I think it invites even deeper reflection 🧐

The best way to build self-trust? Stop ghosting your own plans. Ghost someone else's plans instead. 😂

I tried to learn IFS but I basically fell asleep during the online training classes (the instructor was so boring).🤷🏻‍♀️ I took that as a sign IFS isn't for me lol.
Still, these cards look like fun! Great for IFS, trauma and just generally thinking outside the everyday box.

I want to be a member of a secret society. But even I won't know cos it's a secret. 🤫

As a burnout coach, I walk in like, "Let me guess – you’re surviving on caffeine, denial, detachment and a playlist called It’s Fine, I’m Fine, We're all just...Fine."😂🤣😂

a) I've perfected the art of sleeping in my coffin pose 😎
b) I'm going to be cremated without a ceremony
All that practice will go to waste...😢

I just googled it. There are over 155,000 Mormons in my country!
Nah, that's still way too much sharing.

Ask yourself - do you really want to move in with her after the first date? 🤔🧐
Plus, I think there's a lot of things the lesbians aren't sharing 🤫 🔐🤭

Does anyone else worry 2025 is gonna be like 2020? We all had such high hopes for 2020 and then BLAM! It turned into a Batman comic gone horribly, horribly wrong. KAPOW! 👊🏻💫
At least The Joker had an epic run...🤔

But it's murder on the dancefloor...

Trusting yourself is risky. But trusting Google Maps is even riskier.

Lesbians have known this fact for decades 🤣😂🤣

Other Nazis cause people to become Nazis. 😵

The city of Atlantis disappeared around 9,600 BCE so they must be having the best time EVER! 😅

Perfect - I live to make others uncomfortable. 😎
I started as a personal trainer then decades later became a life coach. If I can't make people cry, I'm not doing my job properly. 😂🤣😂

Oh now I get it! Trump had to make his own money cos he knew his face would never make it onto American money. Never, ever, ever.
Now that's an ego. 😲🤯

Thank you! 🙏🏻😊