Beautiful shot by Chema Andres makes it 4-2. Anything to help the goal differential now.

CHRIS FÜHRICH!!!! HE’S ON FIRE!!! 0-1 #VfB!!!!

Congratulations, Derek! Thank you for using your voice, one recognizable to football fans around the world, as a voice of reason and goodness.
Looking forward to hearing your call of the Bayern v Stuttgart match, regardless of the outcome, but will appreciate it if you can call a Stuttgart win!

More like the Brown Spike of Flatulence.

Can’t wait to hear you call the big Stuttgart upset tomorrow! 😉

Men's shorts sold under the brand name "Innerbut".

Maybe it's just me, but this does not seem like the best name for a shorts brand...

Ein nahezu perfekter Abend in der MHP Arena endet mit einem 4:0 gegen den HSV.
Mit einem bockstarken Auftritt springen wir zurück auf Rang drei in der Tabelle!
Let's go, Männer!

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You forgot to edit the score. 😂

Da ist es: 4:0!
Bilal #ElKhannouss kommt am Sechzehner frei zum Abschluss und hält einfach mal drauf. Der Ball wird abgefälscht und senkt sich hinter HSV-Keeper Daniel #HeuerFernandes in den Kasten.

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Demi? Offside.
Deniz? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EL K? WHAT A GOAL!!!!
IT’S 4-0 #VfB!!!!

Da ist das Ding zum 3:0!
Nach einem Eckball kommt Maxi #Mittelstädt aus knapp 20 Metern zum Abschluss. Der flache Schuss wird noch leicht abgefälscht und rauscht links unten ins Eck.
Let's go!!!

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MAXI FROM LONGE RANGE!!! IT’S 3-0 #VfB!!!

2:0!
Deniz #Undav legt nach einer Balleroberung mit der Hacke auf Ermedin #Demirovic, der schnell Chris #Führich im linken Strafraum sieht. Unsere Nummer zehn zieht sofort mit links ab und trifft flach ins lange Eck.

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HAMBURG MAKES A MISTAKE AND CHRIS FÜHRICH MAKES THEM PAY!!! 2-0 #VfB!!!

Fun fact: since this is a Bible quote, watching today's match counts as going to church

Tooooor!
Deniz #Undav sieht im rechten Strafraum Jamie #Leweling, der klug in den Rücken der einlaufenden Abwehr spielt. Dort steht Angelo #Stiller frei und schiebt überlegt ins linke untere Toreck.
Traumhafter Angriff!

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YES!!! SOME NIFTY PASSING SETS THE TABLE FOR ANGE STILLER WHO SLOTS IT HOME WITHOUT ANY DOUBT!!! IT’S 1-0 #VfB!!!

Won the NIT, but had to replay the season in miniature in the championship game. This team has been mystifying and frustrating but they did something AU MBB has never done before in winning the NIT. Congrats to the team.

#WarEagle #WDE

I'm grateful to Bruce Pearl for bringing AU men's basketball up to a highly competitive level, and I'm also ready for him to shut up across all platforms.

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SEX Champions, but we already knew that

AUBURN WINS THE NIT!

No more fitting end to this Auburn basketball season than to come out on fire, blow a 21 point lead, get a buzzer beater three after a 5 second call to take the game to overtime, & finally win the NIT.
Not the championship we wanted but after a disastrous end to tue regular season, I’ll take it!

HE IS RISEN INDEED

Man, don’t get me started on Bruce. He did so much to lift Auburn’s program to new heights, but it feels like he’s done nothing but tear it down within the last six months. Not to mention his shitty world views.
He’s like Woody Allen. Appreciate his art, but the man himself can fuck right off.

The view from Vero Beach, Florida, courtesy of my mom.

Nice shot
#ArtemisII