the unearned and serene confidence of mediocre white men like Couchfuck McGee is stunning. if only there were some way to tap it, it could be an infinite source of cheap, renewable energy.

JD Vance is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head. and yet, he has the utter gall to tell THE POPE to shut his mouth about theology. I mock the shit out of all of this in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dPzNAO

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

MAYOR-ELECT JAMES BECERRA COUNCIL MEMBER-ELECT VICKY SANTANA COUNCIL MEMBER-ELECT AIDA MACEDO DEMOCRATIC WIN WHITTIER, CA VOTES OUT ALL GOP INCUMBENTS ON BALLOT, FLIPPING CITY COUNCIL IN DEM SWEEP

HUGE: Last night, voters in Whittier, CA elected a Democratic-backed mayor and flipped control of the city council in a clean sweep.

Congrats to Mayor-elect Becerra and Council members-elect Santana and Macedo!

I lived with a woman for a short time who was this petty. She marked her milk carton with a permanent marker and wrote the number of slices of cheese and lunch meat left on the packages.

James 2:8 (NIV)
If you really keep the royal law found in Scripture, "Love your neighbor as yourself," you are doing right.

Tylenol in pregnancy not linked with autism, Danish study finds The use of Tylenol by women during pregnancy was not associated with autism in their children, according to results of a nationwide ​study in Denmark published on Monday.

www.reuters.com/business/hea... Someone better tell RFK Jr!

My wife keeps getting mad at me for referring to her as my "ex-girlfriend" as if that is not 100% factually accurate.

Said you loved me with a lot of conviction
I was waiting to be struck by lightning
Waiting for somebody exciting
Like you

Kookaburra. One of my favourite birds.💚

I am strong, but I am tired.

WTF? Why would anyone do that? I'm so, so sorry that you have to deal with this. I've got your back if you ever need it.

I decided to make sure that my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning.

I'm not allowed to have Sharpies in the house anymore.