Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

“If you don’t like my necrophilia posts just keep scrolling. Can’t we all just get along?”

Try selling some of your puns MZ!

Perfect gif!

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Anyone else think that incense wine and candles is not all that freaky? Sounds like one of my more pedestrian nights tbh

Once again we are 100% simpatico!

I dunno, it kind of looks to me like he's gesturing the other hobbits over to enjoy 2nd breakfast

a man in a blue tank top is holding a small white dog in his arms . ALT: a man in a blue tank top is holding a small white dog in his arms .

The one with Jodie Foster?

an older man is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera . ALT: an older man is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .

Lot of ugly basketball in this Cavs-Raptors game

Wouldn’t have thought this putz had done enough to get the Onion’s attention but whatever

Thank you Kristy! I desperately needed that validation!

(PS you’re not a Spurs fan are you? 😲)

“Yeah you’re just one of those guys who thinks all black people look alike.”

No dammit! This is real! Has no one ever noticed this before??

Watching Pistons-Magic and while the coaches (Mosley and Bickerstaff) may not be doppelgängers they definitely look more alike than any other pair of coaches in all of professional sports.

(Nice win for the Magic btw!)

Brassy nana? That earns a red card in MLS now? 😢

There should be more memes with succor substituted for soccer…

Nope! What I meant was a consonant, then a vowel, then a double C, then -er. About the only other example I can think of is “thiccer.”

Let’s face it, “soccer” is an inane word. Like where tf did that come from? In 30 seconds or less, name one other word with a double C like that! And If you glance quickly it looks like “cancer.”

Lots of T&A in that announcement Al

Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks | CNN Diets high in ultraprocessed foods create streaks of fat in human muscles that may lead to osteoporosis, a new study found.

Why am I suddenly craving a ribeye??

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Wow Trump just released a new draft of that arch he’s gonna build in DC

Looks like an Ioniq 5? I love mine. I think if all the gas drivers out there could just test-drive an EV they’d be won over just by the performance: acceleration, regenerative braking, THE QUIET, etc. I could never go back to internal combustion.

I was assigned to read “Rabbit is Rich” for a college course and honestly I don’t think anything prepared me better for adulthood.

Speaking of war crimes, my sister actually put Peeps in the Easter packages she sent my kids

Is it possible those helicopters were just trying to drown out Kid Rock’s voice?

Has anyone ever marketed a line of wigs made of goat fur and called it Mo’ Hair? And if not, why not?

Better idea: turn it into a study center for woke academics.

Vaccinations are good for you

Are we talking Crossroads the Eric Clapton version or the Robert Johnson original?

Ok but did you have to make such a radical selection? 😳