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Haha definitely untrue but thank you!

It is warm in the office today

Oh god please let this be true!!

Thanks champ!

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Haha how old did you think I was?

I’m gonna have to get dead buff or nobody is gonna look at me again.

It’s just a lot to accept that I’m in the Prime of Life™️ (allegedly) and I’m watching it all pass. Nobody is gonna wanna touch me when I’m older.

Thanks champ. I suppose I’ve just gotta get used to it. Luckily no men are interested anyway but it doesn’t make it any easier to realise you’ll probably never have a sex life ever again.

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Is there a GoFundMe? I want to send the bull some money.

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She’s got some signings coming up so fingers crossed for her!

I literally can’t bottom for medical reasons now. It’s been two years since I last had sex as it is and now I may not be able to for good knows how long now. To say I feel disgusting and depressed is an understatement. At least now it’s not just the fact that I’m gross as to why I’m not having sex.

Had my follow up appointment from my surgery in February and they said that I’ve gotta have my drain replaced in a few months and that it could be like that for 1-2 years so I’m planning on drinking heavily for the foreseeable.

Superbloom

Jessie Ware is currently #1 in the midweeks with her album but she’s literally only nine (9) copies ahead of the #2 spot 😨

Please throw her a stream or two!

open.spotify.com/album/56sKKg...

Why would he have a mugshot for being fired?

Do I fancy Ben de Lisi? I think I do.

It is but it just prints money at this point - they're not gonna get rid of it any time soon

The UK will ban anyone currently aged 17 and under from ever buying cigarettes after the Tobacco and Vapes Bill cleared Parliament.

Anyone born after January 1, 2009 will never be able to legally purchase tobacco, aiming to create a smoke-free generation.

(www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

Election leaflets from the SNP with "Mr" added as a tittle before my name.

My partner's election leaflet from the SNP with no title added before her name.

The @snp.org party are now deliberately misgendering me in their election correspondence.

The title field does not appear on your electoral role. So someone has deliberately and purposefully added mine in incorrectly. Below is my partner's for comparison.

I ask them to apologise immediately.

I’m watching the first ever series of #RaceAgainstTheWorld and this Alex character is the most annoying kid ever. I hope he’s grown up since the show.

You’re an idiot.

But here we are!

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