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Posts by Alyssa

Ahhh hi Julie!!! How are you love?!

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Jack is going to be ONE next week. I truly don’t know how this year went so fast.

4 months ago 5 0 1 0
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what do you mean my newborn is already 6 months old 😭

10 months ago 8 0 1 1

Happy Birthday you absolutely gorgeous woman!!!! I love you, have the best day!! 😘🩷

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Oh this is outrageous.

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I really need Jake Tapper to shut the fuck up. He was real quiet about the orange menace and all his (to put it lightly) flaws leading up to the election so please zip it when it comes to Biden.

10 months ago 7 0 0 0

Same. I am so weirdly obsessed with knowing, it’s like oddly comforting (that’s not the right word but close enough) or something idk

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

You need to download the tea app lmao it is fascinating

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Honestly I do not want to hear a single fucking thing about President Biden and the choices that were made. Can we focus on the fucking catastrophe at hand and our spineless congress?

11 months ago 7 0 2 0

If you feel the need to go through your partners phone, it’s time to leave. We don’t stay with people we don’t trust.

11 months ago 2 0 0 0
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This is the absolute best news! Congratulations love, I am so happy for you!

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

And like god forbid my flight got cancelled bc of all the fuckery, I’d much rather have to deal with going/leaving from Philly rather than LGA. I should have been more clear 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Oh I was commenting on the commute to get there. Traffic is always horrific compared to when I fly out of Philly.

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I just don’t like the drive there that’s all! My fingers are crossed for you!

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I couldn’t love this any more

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I’d pick Philly over LaGuardia any day if that’s an option!

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😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m so fucking beyond tired.

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Remember when the queen died and my dumbass self kept waiting for smoke to be emitted from the palace bc I confused that with the pope stuff? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Human chain forming around schools in DC to prevent masked ICE goons from kidnapping kids and their parents.

They’re asking for volunteers and help to continue to do this the rest of the week. More info in the comments.

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Rihanna being pregnant makes me nervous bc I’ve always gotten knocked up a few months after her and lord Jesus I am not ready to do it again. I do want that third tho 😅

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#metmonday just feels fucking gross with the country burning down around us.

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Tell me what vitamins/supplements you take that help with energy. Bc ya girl is gonna die of exhaustion.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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NJ is having a normal one🫠

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

Ice raided an apartment complex in a nearby town this morning and I honestly just want to throw up. I will never understand how people voted for this shit.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

I think we need to start bullying more people who choose not to vaccinate themselves or their kids.

11 months ago 7 0 1 0

When the hell is he gonna die

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My children are being watched by their grandma & aunt so I am going to nap for the foreseeable future. Blessed.

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"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"

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This is a fantastic pic. 10/10 🔥

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