Text from an ad from Chelmsford Chronicle - Friday 27 August 1858, page 4:
INTIMATION.
In a short interval will intensely interest its innumerable inspectors, in inviting bidding, at an inexpensive investment,
INFANT-INFLICTING
or, the
Innate-inundating—
Infirmity-inducting—
Inheritance-invading—
Indigence-involving—
Insolvency-increasing—
Injudicious—intemperate—incumbering—infringing—ingulphing—infectious—intoxicating—and intolerable
INFATUATION!
An intelligible, invigorating, and inimitable Inspiration,
In lucrative Verse,
Innocently and inoffensively intended, indeed decidedly and inconceivably, to inculcate instruction and invaluable information as to its
Intrusiveness—indesirablenss—inconsiderateness—inconveniences—inducements—insignificancy—insipidity—inferiority—indefensibility—inconsistency—incaution—inaptitude—incorrectness—inelegance—indecorum—indelicacy—indecency—incompatability—insincerity—inefficacy—injuriousness—injustice—inhumanity—and, indeed, its
INSINUATING, INSIDIOUS, and INIQUITOUS INSANITY!!!
Indited, in extenso, by that inexhaustible, intellectual, industrious, and inquisitive inquirer, inspector, and inveterate interposer
MALTHUS MERRYFELLOW.
Editor of 'Mirth and Mocking on Sinner-Stocking,' &c. &c.
To give birth to those
Who can but suffer many years, and die,
Methinks is merely propagating death,
And multiplying murder!—BYRON.
I don't know, maybe it needs more alliteration?
(from Chelmsford Chronicle, 1858)
