Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"

alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal

kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him

nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job

a lot of the quote posts of this are in the "don't get your hopes up/don't be delusional" genre which, I think, miss the point.

the GOP is gonna be losing a lot more sleep at night if it's starting to look like they might have to fight to keep Mississippi.

we don't have to win there to fuck 'em up

It hit me today that quotes like "By God I'll fight till hell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on" are just Union soldiers being instantly blackpilled upon coming into contact with the reality of slave power.

good luck, babe.

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The Far Cry 4 one was legitimately kinda nifty, as a statement.

A cortado.

The existence of a small cafe chain in the UK called “Boston Tea Party” always throws me. It’s like if there was a popular chain of coffee shops in the US called Fall of Saigon.

personally while "force majeure" was on the bingo cards I wasn't expecting to see phrases like "piracy" or "letters of marque" in contemporary discourse quite this much. maybe there's still hope for me to try out a swashbuckling era as a privateer

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Got to modernize to “like dementia Don in a building without large signs for every room”.

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“Forget you were ever Polly. Think young male, that was the thing. Fart loudly and with self-satisfaction at a job well done, walk like a puppet that’d had a couple of random strings cut, never hug anyone, and, if you meet a friend, punch them.”

Plus, if there had ever been an *actual* example of a trans person assaulting a woman in a restroom I can only imagine the R ads would never have shut up about it.

As so many of us have said so often for a year now, any predatory man already ignoring laws forbidding assault isn't going to obey a 'bathroom ban'. Making life harder for trans people and many others with restrictions which will be impossible to enforce will do nothing to make any women safer.

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

Not beating the “McSweeney’s has an extremely specific target audience” allegations.

FWIW, the answer to this question is “no”

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

In 20 years time we will look back from our socialist multicultural utopia and have to begrudgingly thank Trump for fucking up so hard that everyone got on board with it. 🤷🏻

Surge in U.S. Concern About Immigration Has Abated The percentage of Americans wanting less immigration has dropped by nearly half this year to 30%, with 79% now saying immigration benefits the U.S.

New Gallup Poll Results:

A Record High 79% of Americans Now Say Immigration Benefits the United States

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The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fuck...

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay