Make it make sense.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for ever having supported Trump:

“I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.”

Hold on, not sure. Let me check the oil and stock futures and I'll let ya know.

I firmly believe Trump and his inner circle are financially benefiting from insider information, threats, and greased palms.

Follow the money!

Trump: "The SAVE America is so good. You have to born in the United States to vote. We have no transgender mutilization of our children."

And twice on Sundays.

So he has temporarily renamed it the Straight of Iran. Tomorrow he will likely suggest it be renamed The Straight of Trump.

Rep. Takano reads Trump's batshit Easter morning Truth Social post out loud to RFK Jr, which really drives home how insane it was

At least for me, this won't be topped for a very long time.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

So Big Macs we’re ordered. The White House chef must not be needed anymore. Save some money here.

Oh. Oh. Those two bags of food must be for donald.

Uh oh. Security must be on break for door dashhh to get to the door.

Oh my. Is this a door dashhh commercial? potus grifting again.

Haven't you ever thanked your doctor before?

Trump makes a profane post threatening genocide on Easter, trashes the Pope for refusing to worship him, and posts a depiction of himself as Jesus healing the sick.

The right-wing political pastors who promoted this scumbag fake Christian as someone chosen by God are charlatans.

NOT A CULT LEADER

Did J.D. Vance mail his ballot in?

Proves that you get what you pay for. 😉

For the record, Melania didn’t meet Her husband in 1998… she met Marla’s husband.

Four people have already done this.

"Take the elevator dahling!"
Ivana

With people saying that her statement early in the day caught Trump by surprise, I wonder if she got his message?

God.

(Question answered)

I dunno about you, but I don’t have the email addresses of randoms I see at parties “from time to time.”

I certainly don’t know their travel history either.

Here’s looking at Melania Trump…

We have never looked more feckless and ridiculous to the entire world.

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Just so we’re all on the same page, at no point in her speech about Epstein did Melania say “my husband and I were never involved”, just “I was never involved.”

That was… not on accident

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screenshot of trump post 4/9/26 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, IRAN! You have to stop it! MOM!!! (5:08pm)

4/9/26 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, IRAN! You have to stop it! MOM!!! (5:08pm) www.reddit.com/r/trumptweets/comments/1...
#truthsocial #trump

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣