Posts by Justin Mitchell-King
Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Hey for anyone interested, you can find a compilation of all my C4 fanart so far :)
www.lappuncheung.com/personalwork...
#criticalrolefanart
https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share
Quick tips to stylize your low poly #gameassets!
• Round edges (even 1 segment adds a ton of flair!)
• Taper legs and vertical supports
• Create squircle-like shapes
Alabaster Dawn Early Access will launch on MAY 7, 2026!
In case you've been curious to play Eastshade but haven't pulled the trigger, our open-world adventure game where you play as a traveling artist is on it's deepest discount ever at -75%! store.steampowered.com/app/715560/E...
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Hey y'all, I was recently hit by layoffs at Respawn/EA:
I'm a veteran #LevelDesigner with 17+yrs of exp in the AAA space (MP + SP, 3rd person + FPS).
I'm seeking a Principal Level Design or Lead LD/Design Manager role (I've worked in both IC + management) if y'all are hiring/know connections!
A commission sheet showing different sprite size examples of the same two characters. One with a white one piece, boots, and hair and the other in the same outfit but black. The price chart reads Chibi Sprites 32x32 pixels 30 USD Character Sprite 64x64 pixels 60 USD Big Character Sprites 128x128 pixels 90 USD Portrait 64x64 pixels 80 USD Medium Shot 128x128 pixels 160 USD Full Shot 256x256 pixels 240 USD Ask about a backdrop Ask about PC98 Quotes Animation Quotes Available
Taxes killed me.
5 Slots per week. Open every week in April! 20 slots total
Please consider Reposting. It helps bunches!
DMs Open
Ask about backdrops, PC98, and Animation Quotes.
Simple Animations (talking/easy idle) $5 - $50 USD based on sprite size.
#pixelart #anime #retro #gamedev #pixel
#Artemis II - We have the first image from yesterdays Lunar flyby captured by the crew on Orion
EARTHSET.
April 6, 2026.
Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon.
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Honestly this is kinda awesome haha
Screenshot from Chrono Trigger where the party is facing Flea, the genderfluid miniboss and henchperson of Magus. Flea is saying "Male... female... what's the difference? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!"
Happy Trans Visibility Day 🏳️⚧️
After years of requests, it's finally here 📖
A physical back-up of all my 60,000 game assets. Each page features a high fidelity print, perfect for analog developers. No more reliance on the web or the cloud. It's yours, forever.
Available soon!
One of my favorite games to play as an adult is:
Did I take Tylenol 30 minutes ago or did I just think about taking Tylenol 30 minutes ago...
Day 2. Wanna play our demo? Come see us at PAX East, right next to the Nintendo booth.
Oh Tofu I'm so sorry!!
It's truly such a great tool and I love working in it. All engines have their quirks (and I'm primarily art and design, not code) but Godot has just been so fun to work in
A tabby cat sits on a soft gray bedspread, facing the camera. The cat has a striped brown‑and‑black coat, long white whiskers, upright ears. Her large round eyes that look directly forward into the camera asking why did you wake me up?
This little girl is celebrating her 6th birthday today!
#catsofbluesky #blueskycats #caturday
Grave Seasons launches August 14, 2026 🪦 🌾
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
Ive been thinking a bunch about pig-nosed hounds as a wildlife idea for a setting I have, but havent done any doodling about it. Thought I might as well mention it haha
Unity and Godot but eventually just Godot! and then Aseprite + Tiled for art and maps
Today's Daily Devlog:
Leading Report on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42."
Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵
Exact budgets of video-game productions can be tough to corroborate (more transparency from publishers would be nice!) but the numbers I've heard floating around AAA game dev these days are $300 million or more — sometimes much more! — which I think helps explain the current state of the industry
Basically what me and all the folks I've worked with have been saying. Spend time in pre-production honing your vision, then make THAT game. Constantly pivoting because it's fun and interesting leads to ruin. Making the game isn't the game!
Happy 25th Anniversary Game Boy Advance!
Launch Game Highlights:
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
F-Zero: Maximum Velocity
Mega Man Battle Network
Super Mario Advance
The “Trans people don’t exist” group now wants them all itemized
Wrapped up another sprint!