I lost my dog of 14 years yesterday. Maybe they will find each other and play together until we get there.

If the oil industry disappeared overnight, the economy would collapse. Not saying it's impossible to move away from, but if it disappears tomorrow, we're all apocalyptically fucked.

What I want to know is, what did Marcus do? Someone was big mad.

I like that you had to clarify that you're human 🤣

This is the face of a girl who stole the top of my sandwich just two days ago. You'd think she'd be too old for mischief, but you'd be wrong!

I've seen guys who can squat that kinda weight. His legs look nothing like their legs. If he actually took the weights out of the locked position, they would squish him like a bug.

They're also probably actually working out.

Everyone knows that cocaine is the white collar drug of choice.

Don't insult pussies like that

Fun fact: Stollen is a type of German bread

We spent $220 at the grocery store this week, for a week's worth of food. It's just me and my partner and a dog, no kids. And that's eating leftovers for half the week. I can only imagine how squeezed families with kids are feeling right now.

Ollie is the goodest boy! Love him!

That they have lived with this trauma & pain for so long is truly heartbreaking. How anyone can support protecting the perpetrators any longer is hard to believe & a complete disgrace!

#Justice4TheEPSTEIN_SurvivorsNOW ✊

Does he think that Rand Paul Jr. and Thomas Massie are the same person? Honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point.

Hope you're proud of yourself, Mom. Also, fuck you.

Because then there would be an opposition party.

I can and do vote against Abbott as often as possible, but these asshats still always win 🤬

And on that note, judges shouldn't be in a political party. They are *supposed* to be neutral. It's part of what's gotten us into this mess.

Ok but Buzz is the real MVP here. Skeletons are scary! 🤣

If he's anything like my girl, about a week 🤣

My brother is my dog's Uncle Dave, and I'm his dog's Aunt Jen. I even do that with close friends sometimes. No one has ever been scandalized by it.

A teacher actually told me this once when I was in second grade. Even at that age, it didn't make any sense to me.

The funny thing is, if any of that were true, we would absolutely turn on Biden. We'd nail him to a wall. Just ask Neil Gaiman about liberal wrath. His massive liberal fan base disappeared when we found out what he did.

You are entitled. You're entitled to be paid what you're worth.

There were lots of cops at the downtown Houston rally, but most of them just looked bored. Some looked like they were having a good time, though. Smiling, chatting with participants, etc.

There people of all ages at the No Kings march in Houston. From kids in strollers to old folks using walkers and everything in between.

Every single person who voted for him is a traitor.

Death. The punishment for treason is death.

Mine's only half lab, but she's to all of the appetite and all of the love. 14 years old and still absolutely ridiculous. As she should be 💜

Peanut butter is a dead food in this house, because my girl figured out there were pills in it sometimes. Same goes for pill pockets. These days, we use marshmallows and potted meat.