I'm anti-woke now.

Their quiet part is the loud part and their loud part is the foghorn part.

Thats what she said.

By Grabthar's Hammer, what a skeet.

Mint soap is like eyedrops for your brown eye.

Is this an attempt to distract people from Grok giving elon a blowjob in all of its replies?

Musk doesn't even know they exist.

And i thought my pants were full of shit.

I dont care unless the AI convinced an idiot to grill his schlong.

What the fuck else would they talk about? Clips of chimpanzees?

My interpretation of Link’s profile pic, with the words, “Free Link” repeating in the background

Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.

Monster already has a guava flavor. Its ass.

Lookin forward to picking up a 24 pack for 10 bucks at the overstock store.

Pumkin Spice ass wipes is pretty unbeatable.

No, not even then. A fascist doesn't stop being a fascist just because they hate another fascist.

You would look more competent if you just said you banned them because you didn't like them.

China used Rare Earth.

It was super effective.

I woke up at 6 am and want to hurl my cat into the sun.

If someone told me their cat was autistic, I would scream.

No, they just want to starve children. There's no reason. Just killing kids. Its their fetish.

They won't. He is their messiah.

UNBAN LINK YA DOUCHEBAGS.

Oh man i sure do love me some eugenics.

Fuck thats funny. I hope it sinks the city. Racism is expensive.

But but but a woman got it over trump so its good or something.

Hope the hurricane sinks some boats. Nice big fascist coffin.

No, he won't. None of them will face any consequences in america.

Fuck you. Risk. Fuck off.

"Hey maybe this could happen" isnt changing any minds about the current situation.