Why are all food just bowls now.

The book I'm hate-reading just introduced a neighbourhood serial killer on page 190 like it's episode 12 of a kdrama 😭 (the author is a Korean scriptwriter... yeah no shit girl)

In some ways getting arrested for financial crimes seems like a Korean CEO rite of passage - give it a few months and the president will personally pardon you, etc. etc

~~democracy✨~~

but anyway, we should definitely monitor what is happening with Bang PD. sure his lawyers are working overtime.

She'd have pressed the panic button

One of my favourite memories from this SK trip is having a facial at a Gangnam clinic and when the staff asked me when I'd last had one, I said "oh idk a year ago?" And she stared at me for a few seconds before going, "so, we recommend this treatment every two weeks" 😭😭 she judged my ass 😭😭😭🤣

FINALLY FINISHED THE CHAPTER DRAFT. IT'S ONLY 6K LONG. IT'S TAKEN ME IDEK 8 WEEKS. JESUS FUCK, 8 WEEKS ON A 6K, MOSTLY BC I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE FOR SHIT. RIDICULOUS.

BUT WE MADE IT.

//end caps

every day I go "I'll write in the evening", then in the evening I'm too tired and brain dead to even open the doc 😭

tragically, yes.

shout out to a fic that kept using USD bc the author thought "it was simpler" than using KRW.

jfc, just say you're too lazy to do the bare minimum of research

A major fic pet peeve I have is when a writer uses the wrong measurements for a fic set in SK. Distances aren't measured in miles, no one uses fahrenheit, and no one weighs themselves in pounds, etc. etc. I will immediately click X on the tab, like kay bye

I have high hopes for the BTS trip, esp since they'll be freshly united and excited to hang out again. Soop S2 always felt like they didn't really want to be there and were just waiting for the van to come get them 😅

remember me when i'm gone

I had ppl over yesterday and when a friend put their glass on the side table, I had to get up, fetch a coaster, and then slid it under their drink.

so anyway, I'm now googling care homes

BTS’s TRIP 예고 YouTube video by BANGTANTV

BTS’s TRIP Teaser
(youtu.be/QKAS24XQ9-A)

#BTS #방탄소년단
#RunBTS #RunBTS #달방

I love the members looking bored durings ments, it's like they're on a Zoom call and checked out waiting for the one agenda item that actually relates to them (relatable af 😭)

fingers crossed for European shows for BB's 20th anniversary world tour ✨ 🙏 Bangchella was lit 🔥

TOP somewhere: Stop telling people I'm dead

NOT GD MOTIONING UP TO THE CLOUDS DURING TOP'S WORSE. THE TEAAAARRRRSSSSS

for a second I thought they announced the new BB album and called it Quintessence and I was like WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE A WORD REFERRING TO THE NUMBER FIVE, but it's Taeyang's solo album 😅 phew

there's a ref to this song in the next WIP chapter, keep a sharp eye out to catch it. fucking banger

Bae Bae!!!! yessssssssss

doing trot at Coachella is so fucking funny tho 😆

I like BB's Coachella set, it's truly a Greatest Hits crowdpleaser (and the BBB --> Fantastic Baby --> Sober opener GOES HARD). They've worked well around skipping the verses of ex-members altho I don't see why they couldn't get DS/YB to sing those instead, as some songs feel chopped.

Taeyang's fucking crazyyyy (complimentary) #bangchella

Bangchella round 2 in 30mins so I'll kick off my Monday morning at work by setting up the second monitor for it. Multitasking....

Also why does Cochella have two weeks? is it all the same shows twice?? such a weird fucking format. all I see of this festival is that it mostly kinda sucks.

at least the JK chant was more than 5 syllables 😅

can I be a hater for a second as usual, I actually think it's embarrassing that the only two seconds of Korean that ARMYs are good at across the board is 'mianhae eomma'. Like come on, stop being proud of the bare minimum

Apart from the popping noise which it definitely didn't do before 🤣😭 old age RIP

I fucked up my hip a couple of months ago, and it kept bothering me in SK too, but I went for a 4k jog this morning aaaand it didn't hurt afterwards. the relief!! I think it's finally getting better 🙏 even if it still makes a weird popping sound... we're ignoring that...