Three serious phone calls is far too many for one day. I'm done being an adult for the day. Let me melt into the moss and cease to exist. Or be a puppy and have no thoughts but joy 😌

*in an old southern English accent* Snug as a bug on a drug!

Happy 4/20~ I'm going to actually treat myself to a painless night of undisturbed sleep 😌

It is clear that many cis people are not aware just how up to her neck Rowling is in funding and driving anti trans sentiment in the UK.

She's not just a person with a vile opinion.

Her office said the Office for Students (OfS), which regulates universities, had received reports of speakers and lecturers being harassed and blocked for holding gender-critical or religious views, of foreign interference suppressing academic freedoms, and of ideological belief requirements featuring in job advertisements.

The OfS will be able to use the new complaints scheme from September. From April, it will be able to fine universities the greater of £500,000 or 2 per cent of their income, which would amount to millions of pounds for large institutions, for breaches under the Freedom of Speech Act. Ultimately, universities could be deregistered for egregious cases.

Bridget Phillipson will introduce new laws to make it possible for Universities to be fined millions of pounds if they don't silence students who protest bigots invited onto their campuses. It's like the Tories never left office.

That colour is so calming!

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I moved GPs because my old one refused to do blood tests needed for T and was told there "shouldn't be a problem" with my new GP, but now they won't do shared care either. I need to raise ~£600 by June for blood tests so I can stay on T. Any help is greatly appreciated!

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I'm sorry, but this is utterly unacceptable from Stonewall's new Chair. And entirely unnecessary. Nothing is gained from this except communicating to trans people that Stonewall does not care about them.

I thought Stonewall was supposed to fight against bigots, not be run by someone who supports one of the biggest bigots of our time.

I knew tilling as a farming term and 'till' as a purchasing term, but didn't realise wider world wide connotations!

Today I learned something new! POS! I'm thinking of a counter where money is exchanged in a purchase in a shop!

Have another from me; no point in mine going to waste :P

Sweet
Hold
Dead
Fire
Mail
Till

My fiancé loooves coffee so maybe that's why that was my first thought 😅

I bet!!

The funny part is I'm actually not! Coffee fucks with my body xD coffin would've been more accurate but coffee was the first thing that sprung to mind!

Flower
Dream
Tiger
Skull
Coffee
Grave!

Oh my god he looks so sunshine😭

what if we kissed at the intersection of gore and intimacy

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

As you should 😌👌

WHY THANK YOU

You have great taste 😌👌

... I'm so sorry 😅 on the plus side, I seem to have scared bluesky back into working order? 🤣

I wonder if this will even post right now since bluesky seems to be down 🤔

Or maybe this is time to speak my truth...

Vampire T dicks 😌

3am and I'm exhausted but wired at the same time because this stupid nerve pain has somehow broken through all my pain meds and now even just lying here I feel like I'm being zapped randomly by a cattle prod

#HorrorWritersChat Lots and LOTS of research. Everything from the food they’d eat, the clothes they’d wear, medicinal herbs, linguistics, even to how houses are built. I love history, so deep dives like that are a fun pastime!
(I’d love to time travel though! 😭)

Historical horror with immaculate vibes: @sorenhaxan.bsky.social and @beastcutter.bsky.social
Horror/romance: @morgandante.bsky.social
Wild tales with Slavic lean @ladzwriting.bsky.social

And @bl00dyoz.bsky.social is cooking excellent sapphic historical horror

#HorrorWritersChat

I hope that you enjoy the chaos!

I'll keep my limbs crossed for more time for you! 🤞

Thank you for another fun week! I've got nothing to promote at the moment apart from if people want to follow along my journey of writing my queer religious horror WIP!

Hi! I'm Sophia! I'm about to query WHEN THEY COME FOR US, about a fake medium, a hungry afterlife, and the ravages of war and grief.

I'm reading THE HUNGER WE PASS DOWN by Jen Sookfong Lee, an intergenerational horror about mother-daughter relations and legacies of violence. #HorrorWritersChat