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Posts by tory scott

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a man in a white chef 's jacket is sitting in a restaurant . Alt: peace out

Happy Masters Week to all those who (begrudgingly) celebrate — I know I barely post as it is but being in the hospitality business, it’s about to be hell. 👹

I really just came on here to vent bc I updated my Flo app and it removed 6+ years of my tracked cycles, lmaooo. I am fully AGGRAVATED.

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what else while I’m here — still doing my best to avoid Pokopia vids, it’s been hard lmao

been playing Marvel Rivals with some friends (I suck)

been playing Marathon with Cody & Adrian (I suck, but not as much bc it’s less chaotic than Rivals to me)

I have a consultation @ 2 today and that’s it!

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a dog is wrapped in a blanket on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom Alt: I forgot to turn my alarm though so goodnight love you

Let everything that’s happened the past 2 weeks stew in my brain, which wasn’t hard because I’ve been on day 2 of my period for 9 DAYS (and the girls that know, know)

It’s just been nuts and some people saw me having a lil stress cry, so my manager let me take today off

Mental health matters 🤠

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a black and white photo of a woman laying in bed with a tcm logo Alt: disbelief laying in bed but hang on because it gets WORSE

Yesterday was so balls —

I had a weird dream, woke up and started boohoo ugly crying because my dog wasn’t in it, I’m talking crying to the point where I gave myself a headache

I haven’t had coffee in like 2 months but my head was throbbing so bad that I had a shot of espresso + splash of milk

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disappointing but not surprising

disappointing but not surprising

I found what looks to be a piece of a pen from comcast — COMCAST — inside a brand new bag of garden soil. Google said comcast became Xfinity in 2010.

This piece of trash can get his license this year and instead he’s over yonder while I pretend I know how to garden. 🫩

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a little girl is sitting at a table with a bowl of flour and a plate of food . Alt: THEY USED TO BE $2 A BOX WHEN I WAS IN SCOUTS I paid $15 for 3 boxes yesterday, and $30 a month or so ago from a girlie at work 😭 I know inflation is a bitch but damn

12+ years in hospitality & food service industry and also a former Girl Scout, would I get in trouble if i tried to imitate Aloha chips to 100% perfection?

Not even for selling or anything, just straight up at home, oven to mouth, heart to soul

I miss them thangs

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fwish

fwish

boy howdy is a bitch tired of being the only one who knows how to take apart and put back together a commercial deli slicer correctly

happy women’s history month

I’ll check back in a couple of weeks

love you bye

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a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people in a theater . ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people in a theater .

monthly check in for the sky app

life still keeping on

works been so-so because transparency isn’t really a thing anymore

✌️🥴 it’s close to merit time though so I gotta just keep the peace because I need my job

they’ll get one more year minimum out of me, as per every job I’ve ever had

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a pixel art drawing of a man with long hair and the words what above him . Alt: anybody but clint

Haven’t watched the stardew valley update because the internet spoils everything, but CLINT?

I’ll romance the bouncer outside the casino before I give Clint the time of day

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Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.

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bobcat blueprint followed immediately with a Jeb Bush “please clap” meme because nobody texts me back with enough urgency

bobcat blueprint followed immediately with a Jeb Bush “please clap” meme because nobody texts me back with enough urgency

got this from doing trials and my friend got big mad so I guess it’s something good idk lol

even though guys are mean as hell 4 out of 5 times in PVP, this shit got me giggling and kicking my feet for real

#arcraiders #hewasscreaming

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I keep forgetting I have bluesky downloaded and I think I’m just gonna have to buckle down and turn notifications on just so I can check it and post more

God knows I still get Twitter/X notifications lmaoooo

hope everyone has a good day

be good

love you

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an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it Alt: shruggedy shrug nobody reads those posts anyways so it’s more of an accountability thing for myself I guess lmao

going through the notes on my phone and realized I never did change my pinned post to reflect for this year and I might as well just wait a few more months til I’m 36 to change it oops

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buying this game was a mistake

buying this game was a mistake

solo and duo arc raiders is *chefs kiss* 10/10 I love looting and shooting and reading and exploring and everyone is nice and considerate, but the second I add a third person into the mix?

🥲 fuckin troglodytes, yall are so miserable, I’m just trying to find a cat bed for my chicken LEAVE ME ALONE

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santa clause is a capitalist construct

santa clause is a capitalist construct

logging on

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This is the only job in my 20ish years of working that I’ve had to constantly put a toilet seat down when I walk into the employees bathroom, there’s only 3 possible culprits and I just know somebody’s wife is fucking miserable at home having to do this every day lol

nasty ✌️🫩

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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

NIN
Cuco
Gorillaz
30 Seconds to Mars
Muse

2 recent and 3 pre-covid — don’t get a lot of big shows locally so have to plan months in advance unfortunately

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someone in our hometown gossip page replied “so which one of y’all cheated?” to a couple with a shared page and boy were they fuckin’ heated about that 😂

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a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face . Alt: cringe.

anytime I’m in a lobby with “so-and-so” and they have a “mrs. so-and-so” as a gamer tag, I’m just gonna go ahead and assume they have a shared facebook account

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a girl with red hair is kneeling down next to another girl Alt: at least take me out to dinner first

not me getting my ass kicked at work just to come home and get my ass kicked on the game. on double xp weekend. really, in front of my salad?

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YUNA NO

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😔 Cody’s working from home today & he’s using my computer

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a cartoon character is playing frisbee in a park with the number 2 on the bottom of the screen Alt: playing with myself and not in the fun way

Black Ops 7 day except my husband is working and my brother is working and my friend is working and my dad is recovering from carpal tunnel surgery and my other friend won’t play and my other friend won’t play and my other friend doesn’t have gamepass and —

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a cartoon character wearing a red hat and holding a yellow item Alt: in the rain or in the snow, got the the funky funky flow 🐸

had my first dose of classism as a child when I went to a friends house and saw she had the pikachu N64 🤯

my other friend had a normal N64 which in fairness, was still cool to me because I grew up in a PS1 household ✌🏼😔

Crash, Spyro, & PaRappa were all I could bring to the metaphorical table.

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a man says i 'm well aware of that in yellow letters Alt: “I’m well aware of that.” Get a cup of ice and keep it fucking moving, bro. Shit’s not good for you, anyways.

If one more person tells me the Pepsi cooler isn’t cooling, I will blow my shit smooth off.

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a young girl has her face painted like a clown and has a red nose . Alt: and I keep playing

call of duty is the reason im on two different blood pressure meds

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Screenshot of pikachu laying down with a pillow and blanket in viridian forest in the pokemon anime

Screenshot of pikachu laying down with a pillow and blanket in viridian forest in the pokemon anime

Screenshot of pikachu in the Pokémon anime with the text “fuck” at the bottom

Screenshot of pikachu in the Pokémon anime with the text “fuck” at the bottom

me when I wake up

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big boi sprigatito & jumbo rowlet

big boi sprigatito & jumbo rowlet

🍀🐱🦉🍀

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It’s always “Troy” and never “That was a good game.”

😔 boy bye.

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