₍ so would anyone like to explain to me how the flip this happened . ₎

꒰ maturing is realizing throwing up is your body making room for more alcohol . ꒱

﴾ pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through . 'cause there's only so much that one man can do ... ﴿

₍ heroes are often the most ordinary of men . ₎

₍ i want to look cool .ᐟ ₎

𐔌 she wept with me, and for me . ꒱

𐔌 you are sorrowful, my love . ꒱

₍ i thought happiness starts with h but mine starts with u / i think you might have dyslexia . ₎♡

₍ i've lived too long to be afraid of something like you . ₎

꒰ alcohol and white girl music . ꒱

𓊈 survival instincts of a fart 𓊉

꒰ ' we drinking tn .ᐣ ' is the grass green . ꒱

₍ get to the point, fuck nut . ₎

꒰ jarvis, increase my blood alcohol content by 100%, and locate my car keys . ꒱

𓊈 your moustache doesn’t suit you .ᐟ 𓊉

𐔌 she wept with me, and for me . ꒱

﴾ god is a sadist getting off on our suffering -- he designed us to make us all miserable . ﴿

﴾ let's put the con back in consequence . ﴿

𓊈 I USED TO BE SOMEONE . 𓊉

﴾ for that moment i was never what i am ﴿

꒰ acoholics don't run in the family they drive . ꒱

₍ a little uncool is just perfect for you . ₎♡

₍ trauma .ᐣ oh, you mean the reason i'm hilarious .ᐣ ₎

₍ a pen that slips mid sentence does not erase the story ₎

𐔌 i don’t want to survive .ᐟ i want to live .ᐟ ꒱

꒰ when you're drinking on an empty stomach and the first drink hits instantly ꒱

₍ if someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason . ₎

𓊈 or i'll give that bum of yours a jolly good nip n' twist .ᐟ 𓊉

₍ but the apple was already eaten, and the angel's arm bared to drive me from all hope . ₎

𓊈 share if you eat sand 𓊉