Something fun coming soon from @scenemag.co.uk 👁️
📸 : Chris Jepson

Today’s outfit is formal clown

Happy Easter 🐰

Oh Mary is a masterpiece! I had such a good night. Catch Mason in it while you can!

COME TO THE CABARET…

The latest episode of our podcast is now LIVE, with the legendary @misterjoeblack.bsky.social chatting to our own @mrteamcorvette.bsky.social about all things videogames…

Listen / watch now at:

Podcast: open.spotify.com/show/1G6Mvt5...

YouTube: youtu.be/zxwWtoJjE3Q

Guess who has two thumbs and just licked washing up liquid off his hand because he thought it was soup

Magnificent

Perfect

Forever not knowing what to do with my hands. Backstage at Kleines Kabarett (next one is April 23rd at Brighton Komedia) w/ the 📸 of Mickey Few
For curious minds -
Hair styling: @danwchapman
Suit is from @achildofthejago
Look of anguish is models own

I have spent the last 3 days ill in bed playing Pokémon yellow while listening to the Liza Minelli autobiography on audiobook (yes, she reads it)

This would be an ideal life if I didn’t feel like a small gust of wind could end me

Follow me on letterboxd. I am not very funny. I just say what I thought about a film

When my curzon subscription ends next week I will start watching happier films

Excellent £1 finds today. Some Tori & Terry 🖤

Caught one

Some more from the lens of Talie Eigeland

Being a monsterfucker for abstract concepts and vast unknowable expanses of flesh and such is well and good, but there's something to be said for just watching a shitty 1980s fantasy movie and developing some sort of complex over a rubber muppet covered in K-Y Jelly.

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I’ll allow it 😌

Read this for my rating of the Jurassic Park franchise. Also worth a read to see me attempt to explain Chichester and end up probably being offensive

misterjoeblack.substack.com/p/day-trip-2...

Incredible charity shop finds today (not the cat)

Good afternoon

‘God, I feel so on edge lately. Wonder why’
My recent letterboxd:

How can something so small who doesn’t need to get a job or pay tax, look so tired

open.substack.com/pub/misterjo...

Wahey! I’ve been LOVING the video essays too. Glad you haven’t fully lost the plot though

Another round of what’s In my bag

Very nice!!

Looking soft and angelic and not at all like I’m about to say horrid things when I go on stage
📸: Mickey Few

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.