Laying in a hotel room with room service and heading to the cottage 🩷

So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.

Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.

THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS

The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂😂

Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .

BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ben and I have VERY different flavour profiles. Ben should just lick trees

Let Gin Flights Night 2 commence!!

Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! 🥳🥵🚠

go birds fuck ICE free Palestine

We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…

“My personality is athleisure and trees”

There’s something about BC that makes a person go “yes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”

Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? 🤪

He’s injured Felix, GET HIM

Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.

Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!

Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.

Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🤣

Fair enough. Injuries happen.

Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak).

This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.

thanos says i am inevitable in a movie ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie

Alcaraz v. Sinner final

Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!

I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.

beyond ridiculous. Djokovician.