HELL YEAH DUDE

I gasped out loud when they said that. like are you kidding me

used to love reciting the whole opening premise monologue every episode like I was singing along with the radio. *fiona voice* miami

there were 2 dogs at the bar actually. he brought his goldendoodle son

a black poodle in a harness being petted by me at a bar

dog at the bar 🚨

two horses in a pasture. a mostly white one is standing covered in mud, and a brown one is rolling in the mud with her legs in the air

it’s literally always the day before the farrier comes. why do they hate me and her

deeply cruel as corporations so often are 😔😔

this was supposed to be the summer of george…

my boss got shitcanned today and I can’t even enjoy it. I waited for years, this was supposed to be my moment 😔

saw something described as chartreuse in color the other day and did a thousand yard stare

mom can you please pick me up, the apes are doing parthenogenesis

which is to say that I was trying to hang on til at least April before I started looking so I didn’t leave anyone hanging, and now I don’t care and I’m looking as we speak

just found out people on my team are getting laid off tomorrow after I was promised to my face that they wouldn’t be lol. so they can eat my ass actually

jean ralphio meme

guess who’s finally ready to 📣 quit her job 📣

what I’m hearing is that that the independent is doing undisclosed sponcon now

screenshot from the mandalorian trailer with zeb swinging off the ceiling holding his bo-rifle

garazeb orrelios my beloved

do they even know about her thread

just experienced the first time a cop has ever been helpful (picked up a box of oatmeal cream pies off the ground and handed them to me)

a black dog lying in his back asleep, with his front paws held up cutely, all his teeth showing, and his eyes rolled back so the whites are showing

angels are real and they are among us 🙂‍↕️

a tortoiseshell tabby cat sitting in a cat bed and looking at the camera

cardamom is still the only tortie tabby so she makes it my problem and that’s okay. lives to bite fingers at 3am, which is allowed

two orange cats cuddling on a blanket in an armchair. one cat has his eyes closed and the other has his eye open looking disgruntled

orange cat hivemind continues to thrive with one brain cell to share

three black dogs lying outside together in the sun

three black dogs standing alertly by a fence looking out at the road. the smallest one is standing on his hind legs against the fence.

two black dogs cuddling together on a couch. a third black dog is barely visible in the foreground

2 week update. Lady has been integrated into the black dog hivemind

!!!!!

a goat eating out of a long feeder. a hen is perched on the edge of the feeder right next to him and staring at him

guy who will fight me for literally any reason, but for some reason this is chill

yay we don’t have those so I had to google swallows australia and there she was

some kind of swallow i think… mx. welcome swallow?

Amanda was run over by a self-driving Tesla, but we aren’t here to talk about about how she died — we’re here to celebrate her life. Let’s break it down:

you are so real and also impressive

a horse pasture with one horse standing partially behind a tree, and a second horse with her head on the ground, barely visible from behind the tree

a different angle of the first picture, now with the horse on the ground holding her head up, clearly just chilling

shout out to lola for making me think she was missing, and then making me think that she died