Posts by Jochem Kranen
Bit ominous
Yes it sounds like a delayed April Fool’s Day article, but it’s a true story
Forget about Soros - it's Big Bell supporting the lefties now
pūkeko in green grass its foot is fucking huge
just one man’s opinion: more birds should have comically large feet like the pūkeko.
Sour feijoa lollies
Some absolute numpties trying to get their hands on free fuel and a Darwin Award nomination?
Last week I almost blinded myself while weeding the garden.
If you grow swan plant/milkweed for the butterflies, you should maybe be more careful with it than I was.
Sure seems like an urgent corporate tax to stop price-gouging, as suggested by the Greens, would come in handy right about now 🤔
Excellent historical thread on naval tolls and the impact of shipping on political power
Imagine saying this like it's a bad thing 🤷
"The area of Mt Albert chosen had few international offerings apart from Domino’s and Pizza Hut. Instead, it was dominated by ethnic food outlets, including those serving Asian and Mexican-style foods."
www.nzherald.co.nz/property/mcd...
It's not fortunately - fingers crossed that it's going to be contained soon
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
A building next to Z Ponsonby apparently
A screenshot of an amendment to an article in which Ruapehu, was mistakenly listed as an easy climb near Auckland CBD - instead of Rangitoto
Mmm, I had this one ready to go
Absolute UNIT of a hornet beside an array of puny common wasps.
A guide for Aucklanders keeping watch for yellow-legged hornets:
1. “Hmm, is this stripy waspy thing a hornet?” = not a hornet
2. “JESUS EFFING C what the F is that MONSTER, that’s he biggest wasp I’ve ever SEEN, NO Jaden KEEP AWAY, shit I think it has yellow legs” = hornet
New renders of this development by Precinct Properties, now called DOVA
121 apartments
106 car parks
6 retail spaces
960 sqm of shared landscaped green space
There it is. Always, always follow the money. When insurers say they can't cover you because of climate change impacts you can finally understand it is real and is causing harm today.
Yes, this is a sub-tweet.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
They've updated the Community Roadwatch Report form so your car registration is a required field, meaning pedestrians are no longer able to lodge complaints 🫠
I trust all newspapers will be running with the headline “FIFA Peace Prize recipient invades Venezuela to steal oil”
We're being treated to some house-shakers there geez
A perfect 90's album that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
First #climate migrants arrive in Australia from sinking #Tuvalu in South Pacific
#SYDNEY, Dec 11 (Reuters) - The first climate migrants to leave the remote Pacific island nation of Tuvalu have arrived in #Australia, foreign affairs officials said on Thursday
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Always should be someone you really love 🎵
I like big buds and I cannot lie...
It did, in fact, go the opposite way of wrong 😎
Today's a good day for it, good ol' Belgian wheat beer with a slice of lemon from the garden