Skrunkly Skranklin' Space Gremlin is finally finished !! WHEW! See you at @neotropolisevent

These creatures were pests with a habit of chewing on docked starship guts, a behavior that caused dread in pilots, reminiscent of Old Earth wartime " gremlins". It was discovered they ...

Going to start a distillery + cocktail bar called "When in Rum"

They really shouldn't have stopped with ASCII before adding the sarcasm key. That was, an attempt, at text-based internet- comedy, if you will check the balance again 🙇

I don't mean to be contrarian, but I think you may have calculated that incorrectly

How much left?

Forgot the word "Lucifer". Had to keep jabbing at my brain, "another world for the devil, but when he's hot"

Nothing like laying down on the grass under a tree in your local community park listening to the birds.... no. no. no. no that bird

I think the old man next to me on the train is a plant. 80, tan loafers, navy sport coat, on the phone.
“Economy is doing great”
“CA still has worst taxes and highest poverty rate”
“Lockheed is selling so many F-35s”
“No ammunition problems”

and he just got kicked out of business because he’s coach

Haha, fair enough

I have $100 if you have a haiku that also compiles in C

Three panel comic. (SPOILERS for the movie Arrival, but it’s like a decade old at this point so personally I think it’s chill.) Panel 1: the aliens from arrival are communicating in their circle writing language to Amy Adams’ character. Panel 2: Amy Adams is back with the other humans, standing in front of a whiteboard, and frantically trying to explain the meaning of their language, connecting their symbols to words like “WAR”, “HUMAN”, “PURPOSE”, etc. Panel 3: the aliens are hanging out drinking brews and one of them is like, “and then I drew a circle with a bunch of squiggles!” His buddies are cracking up.

Arrival

I think we have actually invented witchcraft

I just want to share things with my friends and see things my friends share with me. In chronological order.

Using "the algorithm" to achieve growth is the opposite of what I want. But, I'm not a shareholder...

Deeper down I'm just a clown, starting ballroom brawls with cupid. Fuck that naked baby angel doll, yo, two more buttery nipples.

But when I pray, she kisses back too much. And it's hard to feel real gangster when you're always getting kissed.

Kids these days have lost the way with their podcast-sponsored BlueChews. They need to return to the path of god with Hymns. #paidadvertisement

If you're running out of ways to go fuck yourself, I will innovate.

An ambulance full of books, for emergency reading

Remake of Field of Dreams, but its about building a sex shop

Tom Waits for no man

Thief market buzzin by what used to be McDonalds. The currency is crystalline and deconstructed Elantras.

They always say, "don't sweat the technique", but the technique is the thing you should be most worried about.

Why are our leaders so dripless? Can't believe North Korea has more swag...

Just because you put puppies in the oven, that don't make `em biscuits

Magic 8 Ball?

+1 for the low friction of direct payment apps. I usually have some money just sitting in my cash app. Only takes like 30 seconds do give $100 when I see a post scroll by

"Hey Kurds, it's the United States. Remember us, from all the betrayals? Anyhoo, would love it if you all could march into this thresher for us. Let us know."

"always the golfer, never the wildfire victim."

words like detectives that track your scent wherever you go

"I asked ChatGPT and it said Iran had WMDs"