It must be a total coincidence that *so* many Epstein pedos are also unabashed Zionists.

Imagine running to the party that's *mildly* more tolerant of pedos from the actually-pretty-chill-with-pedos party after your skid marks were all over the Epstein TP and acting like it's a thoughtful, principled stance.

I love this time of year because every time I return to my car after it's been parked for 3.7 seconds, I'm immediately transported onto the film set of a tree bukkake where my Hyundai's the star.

#supportthearts

Microsoft is the Boeing of software.

Designer of Windows 11: What if we made everything you might actually interface with so small that it's almost invisible?

Bill Gates: I could kiss you on the mouth. Wait, how old are you?

This is the dumbest fucking timeline, istg. 🤦‍♂️

Wait, banks help the BAD guys?? Consider my flabbers irreparably gasted. 🙃

I hope they will be global embarrassments.

Our ancient texts must be protected.

I'm not overthinking. Everyone else is just underthinking.

It's almost like the right's position is incoherent and indefensible, *especially* when they start trying to act like they give a single fuck about human lives. 🤔

"Recession indicator? This billionaire had to eat non-organic quinoa."

"Hard-Working billionaires finding it harder and harder to put caviar on their table in a true sign of the times."

"Price of Faberge eggs skyrockets as global diamond shortage hits most vulnerable among us."

Bondi's comment will go down in history as one of the most unhinged, delusional non sequiturs ever spoken under oath. That's like angrily asserting you bench over 300 lbs during your murder trial. I think it perfectly highlights the moral and psychological rot at the heart of Western capitalism.

I can already see the beginning of a Pixar movie that will ABSOLUTELY WRECK ME IN THE FIRST 6 MINUTES.

It needs to be said more often that the Epstein shit didn't die with him. Do the ultra-wealthy monsters who run the world get their kicks from a good book now instead? Hardly. The terrors are ongoing; they've just relocated. Justice under capitalism is mere marketing, as real as "Enjoy Coca-Cola!"

You only don't campaign from this *overwhelmingly-supported* position as a Dem unless you're complicit. At least that will be the assumption, so avoid and obfuscate at your own peril.

"In his obituary, there was an unprecedented use of the word 'ratchet.'"

because I'd like to think that Oprah and T-Swift aren't as bad as Elon, but the benefit of the doubt decreases with each new headline about seemingly-ubiquitous criminality among the ruling class.

but I think the wealth necessitates that psychological transformation in order to cope. Imagine the constant guilt you'd feel if you had any semblance of awareness and empathy left. I think the wealth necessarily murders that part of you. I think it's probably a spectrum...

It would be nice if the ultra wealthy weren't exclusively the worst people alive, but I know it's not a coincidence that that Venn diagram is a circle. Good human beings couldn't stomach such wealth hoarding while people go hungry. Maybe they didn't all start out as depraved sociopaths...

*Me, in my slut era*

"I would hold her hand in the grocery store."

*Me, in my slut era*

"I'd really like to give that person a hug."

I thought Nate was ramping up for a bit. It's actually crazy that there are people like him who speak words in public.

It's almost like they're a lawless street gang or something. 🙃

Over the past century, the Second Amendment has only meant two things:
•The right to *sell* arms
•And the right for white people to buy them
Politicians defend the right of capital accumulation and the right of chickenshit crackers to arm themselves to the teeth.
Anything else is a death sentence.

Another day started with a gang murder captured from multiple angles. Another adrenaline spike before I've checked my email. We're lab rats being drip-fed existential threats amid Temu ads. How has this become life?