I’ve discovered my first nose hair this week. I’d like to apologize to whatever deity I angered. Why didn’t anyone tell me I had this to look forward to, getting older ? 😅
Posts by MidiBehr [DadBod 2.0]
I can’t believe you dropped the soap again I guess I’ll have to punish you somehow.
You can sir 😘 big hugs sexy
Time to bate, here’s an early FCF for those who celebrate
Good morning explorers , let’s get that head, I mean bread or whatever they said.
It’s #FatCockFriday and dads ready with morning wood already. Any takers?
Happy Friday bluesky fam. Love you guys bunches x o x
In case you were curious
A deep voice + Celtic accents just make my heart melt 👀 in case any of you wanted to know 😅
Monochrome Monday
Did someone order dad butt cake?
I’ve been in a constant state of horny lately. Anyone else?
Easter 2026 // No drama for a change, and some quality family time for once. 🪐
POV: Sunday cum shot
I’ve heard of Easter bunnies , Easter seals, but squirrels? Happy Easter squirrel bunny day everyone. 🐿️
Happy weekend friends. Been fighting off a nasty sinus / asthma bug the last few weeks. Posting and communication has been spotty at best. Apologies if I’ve been more absent than usual. Lots going on in my realm here lately. Big hugs and love x
Wood morning / afternoon etc. wherever you might be. It’s always a good time to bate.
Just wanted to say I’ve been battling a sinus infection for the last few weeks. So if my posting has been few and far between that is why. Hugs. I’ll get to everyone’s messages when I have a burst of energy here soon x
The last three months I’ve spent cataloguing my entire record collection. The up to date number of records in my collection is: 1,089 records , this includes my 7 inch collection too.
Dads got morning wood again , could use a helper ;)
Sometimes you just gotta let the goods air dry
It’s surprising to me that so many guys, that have a body I would dream of having, find me attractive. When I first came out of the closet , I had no idea how many beautiful humans In soul & stature I would meet. My journey hasn’t been easy. But I’m grateful for all of you being part of this ride.
Never thought I would make it to 3,000 followers on here. I’ll have to post something spicy for you all soon. Thanks for the love, friendship, and support 🩵🥰
Having a hard time tonight for some reason. Not hungry, was going to go to a local show tonight but not feeling it. I’m dreading picking up my little buddy boys remains in the next few weeks. I keep having dreams about him. Grief is a bitch and a half. :/
My little backyard buddy let me give him a peanut by hand for the first time. He is such a sweet little thing. He waits for me every day around 4pm. It’s little things like this that make my heart swell.
Current DIY project is putting together a make your own guitar kit, I’ve had forever and never put together until now. Will gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago, excited to put it together.
One of these things is a lie
Be proud of the bod you got. You only have one. Dad bod, skinny bod, etc. doesn’t matter. There’s only one you x
My best friend of 16 years crossed the rainbow bridge today. I am heart broken and numb. My little shadow passed away at 4:30pm today peacefully in my arms at the vet. If I am absent for a while please bear with me.