crap :(

We didn't break up.

It didn't happen.

We just had some time apart.

We made unreasonable compromises.

It's part of a healthy relationship.

We are not co-depenedent.

We like it this way.

#auspol

Why no saltgate? Put your thinking cap on, Jeff!

If anyone needs me I'll be in my room eating icecream! #auspol

Shh!

Labor's proposal to curtail hate speech is UNREASONABLE! I cannot believe the Australian public is eating this up. A month ago the Liberal were calling for exactly this! But now, one month later they do it! Too late buckos! #auspol

Melbourne Crown casino workers prepare for midnight strike on New Year’s Eve Bar staff, croupiers and security staff among those taking action from 10pm to 2am in industrial action the company says will impact ‘Victorian families’

HOW DARE THESE SELFISH ENTITLED UNION SLACKERS STRIKING ON NEW YEARS EVE! THINK OF THE "families and children who are trying to enjoy a free and fun night out" JACINTA SHOULD NOT HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN! SHAME! #auspol

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Everyone looks so happy!!

Can you imagine having to sit through Christmas with children running around and screaming rather than sitting and screening? Let's think about the important policy details!

Can't be bothered tbh

I like fossils! They remind me of the Liberal party! Yay!

APA6 reference please

EVERYONE! IM OKAY! THERE IS NO NEED FOR CONCERN FOR MY LEADERSHIP AT ALL! #auspol

*blah

And YOU need to say please!

Democracy is B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

What tap? I don't like wasting water!

You can't be a hero if you want Net Zero! #auspol

I love going for a good power walk every day!

The Liberal party MPs have my back. We're real about solving climate change in this country.

For instance, this summer encourage all Australians to crank up the AC to cool down Australia #auspol

Yaaaaaas!

The only stretch I do is at the gym!

According to the science of numerology, one S would be a life of chaos, two S brings joy to your soul.

EXCUSE ME! I will not listen to such vitriol from Triple J Hippies! Get a life you leftie extremists!

WE ARE THE BEST! FAKE NEWS

NO MORE KEVIN ITS NOT 07 #auspol

I don't like you, either.

Got any ideas? Asking for a friend

Me too!!

Well that doesn't sound very good.